I have been clapping cheeks at Fantasy Critic League for years and it has never earned me a single cent, continuing the trend of me using my immense talent for gaming trend analysis to not make any money

Rebekah Valentine@duckvalentine.bsky.social · 3d ago

so for those unfamiliar, fantasy critic is a pretty normal thing a lot of folks do with friends without real money involved, and manage to do it without bothering journalists. no reason to drag fantasy critic itself for this one

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Man imagine you're the bloke in charge of the beached boat and Odysseus and his away team lead by his nepo-hire brother-in-law come sprinting back to the boat chased by hordes of who-knows-what for the umpteenth time, I'd welcome Scylla's sweet release

Now that England is out I need a new team to root against. Who is the funnier loser between Spain and Argentina? If it was Rugby it'd be easy, because the Pumas can suck a fuck, but I dunno here.

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Pouring one out for Folarin Balogun who made a reckless tackle to give the US team a storybook excuse for why they lost to Belgium only to watch it dissolve before his eyes at the eleventh hour

move over Brutal Doom, the Slop Doom era is coming

John Linneman@dark1x.bsky.social · 4w ago

If they ended up decimating id Software's tech team then I have no faith in anything they'll ever do again under the current leadership. Between last week and today's news...I just don't know what to say at this point.

the exact sentence that killed democracy

James O’Connor@jickle.net · last mo.

It’s cool how you can just watch Broadcast News any time you want

Feel bad for the SBS editor who has to find 3 minutes worth of highlights in that trash fire

Tonys are banned from coaching Australian national football teams.

Joaby@joabyjojo.com · last mo.

Gustavsson 🤝 Popovic Tony's who have made questionable coaching decisions for Australian national football teams

Maybe we shouldn't have spent 120 minutes playing scared.

Jesus fuckin christ

Gustavsson 🤝 Popovic Tony's who have made questionable coaching decisions for Australian national football teams

Sony dreams of a world where I'm stuck with Death Stranding 2 forever

Joaby@joabyjojo.com · last yr.

Always Be Closing is what I always say

being on bluesky

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Can't even dunk on the Scots for this one, they're too good at bants. If I talk shit and we lose tomorrow they'll have me committing myself by 5pm

Widows Bay is so good. Horror and comedy. What a combo.

Who did the most work for the US team? Cameron Burgess, the cramping ref or Tony Popovic and his experimental starting 11?

Nobody ever told me anything I wrote was off and I wrote that Kojima was a coward for not cucking the player in Death Stranding 2 so I assume everyone just agreed with that.

Wesley LeBlanc@wesleyleblanc.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I wish games media wasn’t so anemic that we exclusively praise (or stay quiet), only criticizing or arguing when one’s words are objectively bad (like genuinely harmful). I want more ppl to tell me I’m wrong & I want to tell you your review sucks & you to do the same & we all get better bc of it

Told my physio I'd been doing "goblin squats" and she looked at me like I grew eyestalks and I just now found out they're actually called "Goblet Squats" So now I need to find a new physio and also my world got a little less magical

Colin Lane on S3 of Guy Mont Spelling Bee (AU) is such an amazing source of chaotic energy.

I *HAVE* an IMDB account and I'm not signing in out of spite. This is a crazy move. I wanted to read the ramblings of a lunatic but not so much that I'm gonna try and remember my fucking password for it. I'll just go check out the TIMECUBE on internet archive instead.

colin firth looks like he's fighting for his life in this turtleneck. who did my man like this

I live for it. I live for the inevitable sequel 3 years later with a features list that reads like a uno reverse card version of my gripes

Nate Shearer@faultrunner.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I hate the feeling of disliking a game everyone seems to adore. I hate it even more when the people that ALSO dislike said game never seem to be for the same reasons. I feel like I’m drinking crazy juice

Really want to see The Furious here in Australia but it's not screening anywhere and I think back to when me and Alan Moore (not the wizard) got off a flight from LA and in a jetlagged stupor went straight to the cinema to watch The Raid 2 on opening day and had an entire cinema to ourselves

One of these is for my monitor. The other is for my lamp. When it's dark in my office and I need some extra light, guess which one I press the power button on most often

Just one of the exciting games you still can't play all together, anytime, anywhere, on the now more expensive Nintendo Switch 2!

Joaby@joabyjojo.com · last yr.

That ain't out till next year?