Joanne Harris

@joannerharris.bsky.social

Freelance hack with a thing about women's sport, rowing and travel (and law)

I watched a really good sports match that went to overtime earlier on. It was the men's under-20 European handball championships final and it was excellent, Hungary winning by two in the second overtime period against the favourites Sweden. Have not bothered with the bloody football today!

For the last TEN DAYS I've been suffering from a leak coming from the flat TWO FLOORS above mine. My upstairs neighbour's ceiling is disintegrating. Have called council (building freeholder) many times. Today called the emergency line. Patrol officer rocks up an hour later: "I've fixed the leak".

I am working at the rowing club today and just popped down to the café to buy a coffee. Mistimed and ended up with hail in my coffee in a 30-second run up the stairs back to my desk. WTF, it's May!

Isabella Plantation in Richmond Park on a sunny Saturday evening was maybe a bad idea just because of the sheer number of people doing selfies. But the light was good and the flowers pretty, so ...

A bright pink azalea is shown in a close-upAzaleas in pink and red border a still pond, and are reflected in its green waters. There are tall trees on the bank too.A white azalea is shown in close-up; it has orange highlights on its petals.A Mandarin duck turns its head coquettishly to the camera. It is reflected in the still pond waters against the reflection of purple azaleas.

Partook in some local democracy and went to hustings for my ward in the upcoming local elections. We only got Green, Conservative and Labour candidates but it was a pretty good discussion. Mood in room quite anti-Tory. Helpful for my voting choice in a couple of weeks.

After spending quite a lot of money on electricians following the dramatic failure of part of my flat's ancient wiring, I wish I could charge as much per hour as them. I basically need to work for four hours to pay for one hour of electrician. And I'm bloody good at what I do.

I think this Paralympic opening ceremony demonstrates why holding a ceremony three hours' drive from your main sporting hub is a Bad Idea, regardless of how pretty your arena is. Barely any athletes at the ceremony is sad.

Well, all I can say is that it's a good thing I bought two rolls of puff pastry, or else our beef wellington would have been fillet steak with mushrooms and no pastry. The first roll and transfer to baking sheet was a disaster.

Every year I enjoy scrolling through #DuvetKnowItsChristmas from the luxury of the single bed I slept in as a teenager. No complaints, especially having seen many of this year's entries.

A single bed with a navy blue duvet, overseen by some rather ancient and dusty costume dolls on a shelf
Rhodri Marsden@rhodri.biz · 8mo ago

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

Group of friends/former colleagues: let's do pre-Christmas drinks. How about Wednesday? Me: *cancels editing shift to attend drinks Group of friends: oh now we have loads of other stuff going on, let's do drinks another time. Me: 🙄 *eyes up lost income sadly

Really not a fan of door-to-door fundraisers. I give fairly regularly to charities that I have a connection with, I'm not likely to make a donation to someone because they arrive at my doorstep and start making small talk without even starting with "are we bothering you?"