Is it.... Is it in the balls?

Fresh cut watermelon is way too good

Teams call sounding like Charlie Brown adults

I think I don’t need to know the answer

Why am I mentioned in the AI summary of the Teams call I was muted the whole time

Space guy on hanks pod

Immortal Crabulo.us? Maybe?

youtube shorts giving me rest in piece my granny edits now

Was looking for a file in the teams sharepoint and got attacked by a minotaur

Noize boyz are back

Jumpscared by Hank in a good.store ad on a not green-related video

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They should add an 8th day of the week that’s just for naps

That’s a late upload

There’s jambalaya in my soul

Hoagiefest should be a national holiday

Jimothy

“Bandwidth” is a nice business shorthand for your team’s work capacity but it’s confusing to use it that way in reference to a network bottleneck issue

Bts episode just as good

The Brit is doing a fake British accent??

If the piss clouds could go back to Boston that’d be cool (no offense to boston)

smells smoky outside

@dearhankandjohn.bsky.social One of us.

What happens to data in the cloud when it rains?

Nancy Pelosi is still alive?

Chihuahua energy

Who’s been destroying horcruxes?

Andy Skampt vibes

>Request 15 permissions for 12 test users >Manager gets 15x12=180 emails for request approvals >working as intended 👍 Old system didn’t work like this but some executive decided in January that we needed to “upgrade” I don’t think anyone who actually uses the system were asked for input lmao

Coworker is sharing cringe work-memes he made with AI. Best one was “CyberFart”

Captioner did not speak British (Siobhan meant “khakis”)