JockMeBro
@jockmebro.bsky.social
writing about big sweaty dumb jocks love to chat about kink ‐ DM me! moved here from twitter
Telling my bros I want them to care for me the only way I know how, by getting muscleblobbed
I’ve seen many NSFW artists tagging their stuff as “Graphic,” that’s for like blood, guts and gore stuff that is explicit but not sexual. It’s just a gamble sometimes when something’s graphic because it’s either a nice NSFW piece or a drawing of someone all bloody and their limbs cut off cmon ppl 😭
A skinny human twink turning into the beefiest, hairiest, most testosterone drenched musclebull furry with a beard, ankle slapping cock, and huge, suckable areolas.
Anyone got any tips on doing deadlifts and RDLs when you have a full sloshing udder in the way?
JockMeBro@jockmebro.bsky.social · 9mo agoKinda mean of the bros to tease me about my udder sloshing and my chunky nips leaking when they're the ones who made me the frat cow. The freshman 400 is bad enough
this reminded me how much I love cow TFs and have since I found CYOC and Danielkay
Buff Buck@buffbuck.bsky.social · 2y agoNever take your roommate's stuff unless you're ready to enjoy the consequences 🐮
Kinda mean of the bros to tease me about my udder sloshing and my chunky nips leaking when they're the ones who made me the frat cow. The freshman 400 is bad enough
I love turning up to the gym with my boyfriend, wearing our matching mesh crops and booty shorts, and acting super gay to make all the puny straight boys feel uncomfortable. We're disgusting greasy hairy musky 400lbs muscleblobs and we love working out together.
Do your research before you get hypered. No one told me about having feet that are extra big and wide for my height and aggressively sweat through socks and shoes. Just one of many inconveniences they don't explain properly before the procedure
Himbos as, not dumbed down exactly, but choosing to focus on dumb things. A man who can solve partial differential equations in his head but chooses not to. He chooses to work out and then say "biiiiig pumpies" instead
weather reports but for locations of hypermale ejaculation events
Megamusclefag recruiters convincing young men to sign up for life as a huge, dumb pleasure slut. Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare. Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
a course of roids designed to make your nips grow into big thick floppy veiny leaky sensitive tubes
Oi listen bruv. It just makes sense that only scally lads get to be like this. The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite. Now we can't. I love bein a unit. I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
My nipples must be 6" long, 8" circumference by now. Throbbing and leaking. My crop top is soaked through already. I have no idea how big my hyper junk has become, but I can feel it giving my thong's elastic a tough time.
Design your RPG character! SKILLS (1-7) These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points. [ ] STRENGTH Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights [ ] MASS Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
they're doing a 2 for 1 offer, so you sign you and your boyfriend up for hyperpuberty without doing any planning about being a hyper-hyper couple
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk. Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house. My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.