Garth
@jockwolf-garth.bsky.social
One Massive Wolf Jock 🐺🏈 // Full Time Boof // Professional Stud // Your Macro GOD // Huge Himbo // Big Dude With An Even Bigger Ego //
Losing football team becoming my post-game snack after being put in place on the global stage, better as fuel for my body than players, make my uniform all the tighter on me for your former fans to salivate over, might just keep the captain around as a lucky insole
Sweaty jockpaw to the back of your puny head, pressing your face against the couch I spent the last hour imprinting my post-game sweat-slicked ass on You don't deserve the real deal, huff that steaming fucking imprint, cuck
Can y'all tell I like flaunting having a beefcake ass or should I post about it pulverizing cities a few dozen more times
Hairy macro jock butt looming over your country while that thick musky ass fogs up the air, with a big stupid tail wagging fast enough to cause hurricane force winds, just a big dude showing off his best assets to you groveling bugs ;)
Dude, just saying, you'd look waaaay better contributing to my body, yeah man, don't you wanna be part of something better and bigger than yourself? Your friends are already stewing in my gut, probably just mush by now, come on, really tryna bulk up, down the hatch bro.
Landscaping would be so much easier if I really was city sized and could eat my crew for dicking around on the jobsite, or toss them in my hot rank work boots, either works
Country sized wolf jock propping up his thick meaty soles over your pathetic little city, skyline filled with those beefy toes, fogging up the air, don't choke on me, yet 😈
Y'all like big beefy footballers? Cuz you'll be getting one real soon...
Will continue answering anonymous questions sometime in the future, but feel free to send em for when that time rolls around
Garth@jockwolf-garth.bsky.social · last yr.Been ages since I've done these anonymous message things, and the first time doing it over on this app, go to town ngl.link/timber_wolf_...
The size of my thumb nail is THE perfect size, small enough to go unnoticed but big enough to be a decent plaything, I'd highkey marry a dude that small
Duh it's my boot, not gonna smell like roses dork, enjoy your stay
That's soley dependant on how useful you can make yourself, and how bored I am 🥱
Watching Bakugan when I was younger, I just saw a bunch of badass giant monsters and was like "yeah I wanna be like that" and that ended up awakening a whole lotta shit
Do you have any idea how expensive it is to buy enough protien packed food to fuel all 310Ibs of a quaterback? You're going down the hatch without a second thought lol, gotta save money where you can
Resistance is always encouraged, but pointless, breaking a micro into submissivness is half the fun of getting a new toy
Garth's been a wolf from the start but a handful of years ago when getting him redesigned I did briefly consider making him a bear
Goes for anyone but honestly I'm more than down to chat with people in dms, no promises I'm always super timely tho
Not even remotely my kinkiest but definitely my favorite, probably gonna get this scenario commissioned at some point
Garth@jockwolf-garth.bsky.social · last yr.Watching football, liftin a leg to shamelessly scratch my huge, hairy ass, unaware that you and your buds are lost in dad crack, eclipsed by sweat drops 10x bigger then you, struggling against a mere wrinkle on that raunchy anus, before being blasted by a beer fueled fart
Depends on how I'm feeling, but I prefer getting as much use outta of a tiny as possible, but a broken toy is a useless toy, and micros are a dime-a-dozen ;)
Having time to post is usually uncommon mostly cuz I'm: - A landscaper and horticulturist running my own small company - Member of the Horticultural Society of Canada - A bodybuilder - A college football player - Head of a fraternity - Volunteer worker at a homeless shelter
Assuming you mean my absolute maximum, my deadlift pr is 640Ibs, just a bit over double my weight, although it's been about a year since I last deadlifted
