New rule: if your height starts with a 5 you ARE NOT TALL. I don’t care if you’re a he, she, or they, you must be at least 6-something & even then I’m kinda smirking at you six-foot-nothing shrimps.
Jodi Chromey
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Baby’s First Bouquet Garni Hello Darling Ones, It's been five months on the dole and I'm struggling a little with direction and purpose. How do you define yourself when you don't really do anything to make money? And why is money the measure we use to define something as "real?" This morning…
Baby’s First Bouquet Garni
Hello Darling Ones, It's been five months on the dole and I'm struggling a little with direction and purpose. How do you define yourself when you don't really do anything to make money? And why is money the measure we use to define something as "real?" This morning Sister #4 told us about how she got the fat raise & promotion she was fighting for at work.
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For a $20 donation you can be thanked in the credits of my nephew's independent film "Soft Things Rot." Help the kid out if you have the means. seedandspark.com/fund/soft-th...
Soft Things Rot - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
A stylized psychological horror feature about loneliness and the delicate line between love and possession.The film follows Amber, a quiet young woman whose attachment to her roommate Danica becomes i...
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If I had $1 for every time someone on my TV said “bellwether,” I’d have $624,798. I could use it.
New Old Lady level unlocked: Refusing to pay a “convenience” fee for using online payment. Enjoy your check, motherfyckers, you aren’t getting more money from me.
I spent the afternoon listening to a book about the history of Black Comedy, peeling 426 cloves of garlic, and apparently, missing 5 political calls.
Maxwell’s Fabulous Production Ok, Darling Ones, hold on to your butts, this is a big'un. . . Do y'all remember my nephew, Max? I've been writing about him for 26ish years. Perhaps you remember this interview from when he was four? Or Actual Factual Toilet Repair? If you're a more recent reader,…
Maxwell’s Fabulous Production
Ok, Darling Ones, hold on to your butts, this is a big'un. . . Do y'all remember my nephew, Max? I've been writing about him for 26ish years. Perhaps you remember this interview from when he was four? Or Actual Factual Toilet Repair? If you're a more recent reader, you might remember when he turned me to dust by saying, …
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Today is my nephew Max's birthday. A lot of you watched him grow up on my blog. He's a filmmaker now, raising money for his first movie. If you have $5 (or more to spare), can you help him out? seedandspark.com/fund/soft-th...
Soft Things Rot - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
A stylized psychological horror feature about loneliness and the delicate line between love and possession.The film follows Amber, a quiet young woman whose attachment to her roommate Danica becomes i...
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Y’all should do this. Just found out mine was rejected because my signature didn’t match the name on the ballot. I have no idea what that means.
Laurel Krahn@windowseat.bsky.social · 3w agoPut my absentee ballot in the mail today; will be tracking it of course to make sure it gets counted (& will go vote in person if for some reason it goes astray or is delayed or has any other issue). mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/abstatus/index
also twin cities in general! Patti Smith exhibit alert
Caryn Rose@carynrose.bsky.social · last mo.@snipy.bsky.social @wentrogue.bsky.social I just want to make sure you all know about this amazing Patti phototography etc exhibit in your city: www.weinsteinhammons.com - if gas wasn’t $5 I would find a way to come out for it bc there are things I have not seen
And You’ll Never Be Broke Hey Darling Ones, Yesterday I had to go back to physical therapy because my left ankle is being a little bitch. I went to a podiatrist a few months ago and she thinks it's my lymphadema causing the woe. I'll skip telling you how I was, and kinda till am, a salty, petulant…
And You’ll Never Be Broke
Hey Darling Ones, Yesterday I had to go back to physical therapy because my left ankle is being a little bitch. I went to a podiatrist a few months ago and she thinks it's my lymphadema causing the woe. I'll skip telling you how I was, and kinda till am, a salty, petulant brat about the whole thing. Instead, I'm gonna tell you abut the weird thing that happened.
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‘I Love Your Glasses’ is the New ‘How Tall Are You?’ Hi Darling Ones, I hope wherever you are Autumn is in full effect. When the sun shines, the light in Minnesota is exquisite - golden and buttery. In the afternoon the sun hits my tree and when the wind is blowing I watch the shadows of the…
‘I Love Your Glasses’ is the New ‘How Tall Are You?’
Hi Darling Ones, I hope wherever you are Autumn is in full effect. When the sun shines, the light in Minnesota is exquisite - golden and buttery. In the afternoon the sun hits my tree and when the wind is blowing I watch the shadows of the dancing leaves around my living room sighing in contentment. Fall really is the best.
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Pink Pony Club sung by drunken wedding guest is a real vibe (an awesome one).
Nobody loves life like a 10-year-old jr. bridesmaid on the dance floor. So much joyful abandon.
I started bawling the minute they wheeled Michal J. Fox out. Alex P. Keaton was the only republican I ever loved.
Snatched Hola Darling Ones, Hope you made it out of August of unscathed. I did, barely. As per usu August was a jerk to me right until the very end. I racked up a of failures in August. I lost battles with my Homeowner's ASSociation, myself, and my self-confidence. It was a rough month, but I made…
Snatched
Hola Darling Ones, Hope you made it out of August of unscathed. I did, barely. As per usu August was a jerk to me right until the very end. I racked up a of failures in August. I lost battles with my Homeowner's ASSociation, myself, and my self-confidence. It was a rough month, but I made it through. To make up for August being a little the bitch, the universe out two good things in my lap.
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Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Hello Darling Ones, For the past month I've been locked in battle with my Home Owner's ASSociation (HOA) over a hornet's nest attached to my neighbor's garage. While it is attached to her garage, it's in a spot she would never see unless she was standing on my…
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking
Hello Darling Ones, For the past month I've been locked in battle with my Home Owner's ASSociation (HOA) over a hornet's nest attached to my neighbor's garage. While it is attached to her garage, it's in a spot she would never see unless she was standing on my patio. In the past, when I had a much cheaper and better HOA they've taken care of these kinds of problems.
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I, a woman, have read 63 books so far this year. These are the best 5 (so far): The List of Suspicious Things by Jennie Godfrey The Correspondent by Virginia Evans The Keeper by Tana French Eddie Winston Is Looking for Love by Marianne Cronin Famous Men by Julie Buntin
Oh no! Doesn't anyone think about the men? The poor, forogtten, overlooked, lonely men? Let's wring our hands over the richest most powerful group of humans on the planet. WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!?
You’re 26 Years Old Hola Darling Ones, When I turned 26 during my AOL days (geminmat@aol.com, y'all) in June of 1998 a guy I was IMing with on the reg wrote me a song. The only thing I remember is it ended with "you're twenty-six years old." It was a sweet gesture and I treated it like the…
You’re 26 Years Old
Hola Darling Ones, When I turned 26 during my AOL days (geminmat@aol.com, y'all) in June of 1998 a guy I was IMing with on the reg wrote me a song. The only thing I remember is it ended with "you're twenty-six years old." It was a sweet gesture and I treated it like the cherished artifact it was. I downloaded that WAV file (did we have MP3s in 98?) and saved it to a 3.5" floppy disk, which I probably still have.
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Today’s first time: bringing the garbage & recycling bins up to the garage. Such a simple task, and yet. . .
Jodi Chromey@jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 4mo agoI had a debilitating stroke on March 6, 2023, and I’m still doing things for the first time since the stroke. This makes me happy & hopeful, because who knows what the future holds?
I had a debilitating stroke on March 6, 2023, and I’m still doing things for the first time since the stroke. This makes me happy & hopeful, because who knows what the future holds?
Help if you can! Vision shouldn’t be a luxury. (I’m on disability due to distorted vision)
Freealonzo@freealonzo.bsky.social · 4mo agoMy oldest needs eye surgery or in danger of going blind. Of course insurance won’t cover so he set up a GFM. If you can, any contribution will help. Shoot me a DM with ???
“Got so much clit she don’t no balls.” My all-time favorite L7 lyric.
I went to a concert! In My wheelchair! Nobody died! (I say that after every successful wheelchair outing) iwilldare.com/2026/07/my-f...
My First Wheelchair Concert: Johnny Cougs & Entitled White Ladies · I Will Dare
Well, Darling Ones, I did it. I popped my post-stroke wheelchair user (PSWU) concert cherry last night. It was John Cougar Mellencamp, and I’m glad I saved myself for him and the Mystic Lake Amphithea...
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While coming into John Cougar Mellencamp I accidentally hit a guy with my foot because my wheelchair didn’t stop fast enough. He was very unhappy with me even though I said sorry.
On hold with MN Department of Health Services customer support while chatting with Optum RX online. I'm living the dream!