Penny Price? That is one cheap whore. #svengoolie

And so our heroes rode off into the end credits. #svengoolie

You're going to leave her behind? This movie should have been called Captain Kronos: Schmuck! #svengoolie

"Now that I'm back to looking fabulous again, it's off to another adventure!" #svengoolie

The hiiiiiiiiiiillls are aliiiiiiive. #svengoolie

"So... you wanna go to Denny's after this?" #svengoolie

"Okay, maybe you CAN hurt me, Kronos." #svengoolie

It's not a proper swordfight until you fight on the stairs. #svengoolie

"Boys, not in the dining room. If you want to fight, take it to the back yard!" #svengoolie

I've been waiting this whole movie for some buckles to get swashed. #svengoolie

"So it's noticeable then?" #svengoolie

Oh, finally, Captain Do-Nothing decided to act! #svengoolie

Someone call IT. Caroline Munro is glitching. #svengoolie

His bathrobe is nicer than what I would wear to a wedding. #svengoolie

"So... I'm back. What do you want?" #svengoolie

"The Carsteens are blessed with many dark secrets. I know the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices." #svengoolie

When you're being out-acted by a painting. #svengoolie

BARBRA STREISAND! #svengoolie

Hammer movies have such great sets. #svengoolie

"Wake me when the commercials are over." #svengoolie

There's photogenic and then there's Caroline Munro. #svengoolie

"I'm so glad we had this time together." #svengoolie

Wasn't he in Gary Puckett and the Union Gap? #svengoolie

"Someone dumped another girl on our front porch." #svengoolie

"Time to make the donuts." "Kill a vampire." "Right. That." #svengoolie

Do you think Kronos uses a leave-in conditioner? #svengoolie

"Every time I think I can't get more handsome... I do." #svengoolie

Every time they say "Derwood" I can only think of one thing. #svengoolie

"He was kin to you?" "Uh, no, he was my father." #svengoolie

"Damn pigeons." #svengoolie