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Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games โข Antifascist, No AI โข he/him/whatever
Waiting between sets of my workout while listening to dungeon synth
Got bitten by a radioactive spotted lanternfly and whenever I unfurl my wings to reveal my striking red underwing everyone goes "ooo you're actually kind of pretty" before beating me with newspapers
Thought I heard Athena having another seizure but it turned out to be another cat vomiting the biggest barf that's ever been puked. Weird to be relieved about vomit but I'll take it ๐
Yesterday marked 4 years since Sypha earned her name by beating up a little plushie vampire. She's a little bigger now but still feisty as ever.
I got a hankerin' that can only be satisfied by some kind of fruity pastry.
It is 9:30am and I am creatively INSPIRED and MOTIVATED which means by the time I'm off work and can do something about it I will be TIRED and DEJECTED
*Ronnie James Dio voice* scruff tha tigah
Johnny Mains@johnnymains.co.uk ยท 6d ago"Power of Death" - William Holbrook Beard (c.1889-90)
me getting pulled over by the black metal police for breaking law 4 (I'm about to remind them of law 9)
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Intense Side Eye
Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Intense Side Eye
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โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐โ๏ธ@fiadh.bsky.social ยท last wk.oh ok
It should be illegal to have to leave this baby to go to work
The horrors persist, but so do the other horrors I don't even know about yet. Like a completely different subset of horrors I haven't considered are also unfortunately persisting.
At a sushi restaurant and one of the chefs looks suspiciously like Hidetaka Miyazaki and I swear if I find a poisonous swamp in one of my rolls...
Good a time as any to share my Tolkien shelves Do I *need* four copies of The Silmarillion? Well, no... ...and yes
Sophia_Nyx ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@sophianyx.bsky.social ยท 2w agoName physical media you purchased more than once.
Spotted this sneaky little baby while on my morning walk with Freya
Friends and I are making plans for Ren Faire and I just wanna say hell yeah
If I was Sauron I would have simply made a second One Ring
Something that keeps me from being generally positive is all the bullshit.
