Joe DeLong

@joedelong.bsky.social

Lover of language, masters thrower, proud liberal

The beauty of Ohio is that it ranks near the top of the nation in library usage, Mountain Dew consumption, and per capita Taco Bells, and it has one of the best hospitals in the country, the Cleveland Clinic. Vivek is a scammer who threatens to destroy our state as we know it. Vote Amy Acton!

I finally have a new apartment! I moved in Sunday after having to evacuate my old apartment (along with every other resident) several weeks ago after the roof partially collapsed.

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Canada sent firefighters to help with the 2025 California forest fires, and a Canadian firefighter died just this month fighting fires in Colorado. So now that Canada is battling fires, what does Trump do? Impose tariffs. Utterly shameful.

Mamdani is supremely competent, fundamentally decent, and refreshingly authentic. He's offering a glimpse of what America could be if it turns the page and elects Democrats.

As a non-Catholic Midwesterner, I approve: "Pope Leo XIV’s trainer at a Roman gym remembers two things about his client: he was stronger than he looked, and he couldn’t stop saying thank you. Any Midwesterner in America would recognize the type instantly." (christopherjhale on Threads)

Elon paved the way for American fascism and caused the deaths of some of the world's most vulnerable people (including kids) via aid cuts, and for what? Bragging rights about his net worth reaching a round number?

The performative machismo of the manosphere is incredibly corny--a bunch of grifters and weirdo narcissists trying to build a cult following of lost boys. I absolutely love lifting weights and watching feats of strength, but the manosphere is rooted in something entirely different.

The stock market opens back up tomorrow. Isn't it time for Trump's weekly lie about a "breakthrough" in talks with Iran? In the meantime, enjoy your $5 gas, Republicans!