The Accountant. Also the Accountant Two, but like twice as much.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

name a film that got your job entirely wrong.

“I…uh…didn’t come here with pants and I, uh, I’m not leaving here with pants”. Either Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons or something I hallucinated in 2002. Either way I say it all the time.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · last wk.

Name a TV Show quote you use all the time.

Why is the US government paying for Trump fluff commercials during NFL games.

Four hours seems a bit long. I might buy tix any way.

Paul Hikari@paulhikari.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, if they won't do it, I say we make the trailer go viral. youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28

Every political ad from a Dem should feature the current debt and deficit.

Wishing everyone a Happy Hegseth Holiday for those who celebrate. (Mike Johnson put Congress in recess to avoid the Hegseth impeachment vote).

Edible but maybe not palatable. Golden Earwig Elton Johnnycakes ZZ Top Sirloin Fleetwood Mac and Cheese Hall and Oate Bran Bachman Turnover Bruce Hornsby and the Free Range Dexy’s Midnight Ruffles The Four Top Ramens Gold Chicken Finger Iggy Pop Rocks

Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 4w ago

Make a band edible. Cream Captain Beefheart Smashing Pumpkins Counting Crows if you're feeling repentant The Monkees The Byrds Country Joe and the Fish

Before the end of 2001 my Top 40 radio station in rural Arizona was playing “Proud to Be An American “ with GWB sound bites mixed in between the lyrics. We played it more than we had played “My Heart Will Go On” with Titanic soundbites in 1997.

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · last yr.

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

This is so on the nose it hurts.

Lazear-ly Departed@lazear.bsky.social · last yr.

Although 2003 ruined country music forever by turning it into pop music for genocidal conservatives so...its a close race.

Reveling in it- I’ve spent the last twenty years getting good at what I do, and now I get to enjoy doing it and not constantly feel like an imposter ( only occasionally).

Karen Attiah@karenattiah.bsky.social · last mo.

What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.

I was an appointment setter for a video dating service. I cold called locals out of the phone book to convince them to meet with a video dating consultant with the goal of making a dating profile video. And I was pretty fucking good at it.

Petergeist Clines@peterclines.com · last mo.

Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? I ghost wrote a pregnancy exercise book for an actual Swedish bikini model.

I am awfully tired of my phone easedropping on me while it’s in my pocket.

I could swear there was an issue of the X-Men spinoff Excalibur featuring the German versions of the Excalibur team in a mock up of Excalibur #1 but I can’t find it or maybe it’s just the acid talking.

That’s the most Trump gas ever.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · last mo.

Trump's "Freedom Gas" was stolen gas. Big surprise. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Dems should have been shouting this from the rooftops for the last thirty years, but instead they just wring their hands. Happy workers with stable jobs, healthcare, education, roads and homes build a great economy and Republicans just don’t get that.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

New in PN: Are voters finally realizing that GOP presidents are disasters? "The last 3 R presidents have handed their D successors an economic catastrophe, & the last 3 Ds have had to do their best to clean it up. Why don’t Ds ever say that? I think it would make a difference" — @mjtoma.bsky.social

I literally have been telling the same dad joke about chickens for thirty years, so let us have fun sometimes.

The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter. Mommy, I remembered! I remembered!

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · last mo.

new joke format just dropped: you say the father the son and the holy spirit, then add two extra things.

The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, wallet and watch.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · last mo.

The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, Spock, Lizard.

A muffin can be very filling.

Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Batter was a little heavy, sweetie."

Meet my inspiration to become an accountant.

Fuck the Supreme Court and do whatever it fucking takes to vote in this election. Have a plan and a back up plan because the GOP plan is to keep you from voting.

Cat Videos + kids falling off of bikes. If I could get a supercut of cats knocking kids off bikes I’d just be happy to never use my eyeballs on anything ever again.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name a media genre you’d like to see more of.

312 Six for Fighting Tools Illinois (Chicago) Massachusetts (Boston) Arizona (Phoenix) Dairy (Cream)

Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Make a band bigger The Bouncing Boulders Maroon 55,555 Whales and Croft The Hangar Doors

Fuck the AZ Supreme Court But also…who paid for/coordinated this signature effort? School voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court ruling www.azfamily.com/2026/08/18/s...

School voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court ruling

Education advocates are waving the white flag for their ballot measure after Tuesday's Arizona Supreme Court ruling over signatures.

azfamily.com

Holy cow this was a great read. It had a very “Asimov” feel to it…. At its core a mystery wrapped with some crazy mind-blowing mechanics. Also you could tell it was originally serialized, which definitely brought me back to Asimov. What a blast of a read! share.libbyapp.com/title/11510073

There Is No Antimemetics Division

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Humanity is under assault by malevolent “antimemes” - ideas that attack memory, identity, and the fabric of reality itself - in this whip-smart tale of science-fiction horror, an...

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Cane’s coleslaw is a social experiment. Every time you sub for bread they mildly electrocute a stranger in the next room.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 2mo ago

William S Burroughs and no I won’t be wearing pants.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name a historical figure you'd eat lunch with.

This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet today (including the ensuing thread, of course).

Gale Na@poisonjr.bsky.social · 9mo ago

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I’m all for measuring the economy in terms of burrito affordability.

Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Tbh America has a lot of problems, many of them fixable, but the ability for our middle class to afford goods and services is basically unprecedented throughout the developed world. Theres room for some growth policies, but basically all of them would increase burrito taxi prices indirectly