Watched The Sound of Music the other day and it was welcome reminder that we must always fight the scourge of fascism…as well as doscism, rescism, miscism, soscism, lascism, AND tiscism.
Joe Rumrill
@joerumrill.bsky.social
Comedian and Writer / Voice of Bibo on HBO’s “Fantasmas” / Contributor at the Onion and the Hard Times / Joke One TK (Joe, Please Don’t Forget)
Nervous Rockabilly Guy Prematurely Wails Before Jump and Jiving
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
Thought it was cute that the Jetblue gate worker used airline-based words to indicate what group was boarding (“now boarding group A as in airplane” “group B as in boarding pass”) until it got down to around mine (“now boarding group E as in every man for himself” “and group F as in fiery wreckage”)
Remembered yesterday how the first time I ever felt starstruck was during a field trip to colonial Williamsburg where I saw an honest to goodness anvil
Having another guy in the men’s room watch my toilet while I go back out to the coffee shop to use my laptop
Think I might get my 3 year old nephew the Minor Threat discography for his birthday this year. Not trying to be “the cool uncle” or anything, just noticed he was straight-edge the last time I visited so he might find it relatable.
I’ve found that doing yoga every morning has been a fantastic way to watch a few more ads before getting my day started
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
(Johnny Cash to his bandmates, getting offstage after the Folsom Prison gig) OK, I owe all you guys a Coke, that was a good call talking me out of opening with “All That Jazz”…
"Dear lord, it's just as I feared...his body is physically rejecting all chores and homework" - my doctor
Found out every single door and window frame in our new apartment has the perfect depth for my many many little guys
“Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”, “Abbott and Costello Meet the Wolfman”… Can’t just ONCE Abbott and Costello meet a nice guy, settle down and raise a family??!
Like most folks, my first concert was “Sesame Street on Ice.” I remember I was so excited, I couldn't wait to tell my coworkers all about it the following day
Joined this site to write more frequent jokes, yes, but MOSTLY because @timplatt.bsky.social let me know that friends were saying kind words about me on here… I sincerely pray the military never learns I am susceptible to this particular tactic.
