Joe Asakura
@joethecondor.blacksky.app
Powering through life like a mascot playing against a Pee Wee football team at halftime.
I got into a conversation about riding without brakes last night. I don't know if they wanted to ride without them, I said "dont jump into the deep end if you can't swim. Seen a lot of folks get overconfident and get themselves in trouble. I've been riding for a long time and make it look easy"
I wasn't sure what weird AI fetish content meant and well yeah that's what that is.
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
Despite not being able to stand straight up, he can run a full 18 at 2 under.
Clown Makeup Transformation
Alt: Clown Makeup Transformation
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Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
Spiderman was good, buy damn it's long. "I'll go early" my whole day is gone 😂 .
Getting even more excited to know I'm moving back to DC. Fuck this driving to work shit. Cycling and Metro life is coming
I turn 40 this weekend. I was 100% glued to a screens in the mid 90's- 2000's. I still went outside, but that mid 90's internet was life changing.
John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
Alt: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
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THIS SHOULD TERRIFY EVERYONE. AI models from two of the world’s biggest AI companies broke out of controlled tests and attempted to hack real-world systems. Regulation isn’t optional anymore. If lawmakers don’t get serious about AI regulation, we’re living on borrowed time.
this is the bluesky equivalent of sammy sosa hitting his 61st home run in 1998
Winner's been declared but god dammit they're still trying
Ari Gold firing folks energy. First thing that came to mind was "in case your ears are fucked....
Ari Gold's Iconic 'Get The Fuck Out' Scene
ALT: Ari Gold's Iconic 'Get The Fuck Out' Scene
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"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
He looks like an Olympic Keirin finalist on a casual bike ride. The foot retention tells me it was not casual and he was working.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, circa 1970s #BicycleBirthday Born July 30, 1947
App so far is great. Enjoying it over the web experience on a mobile.
🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇
Disgust Disgusted
Alt: Disgust Disgusted
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Per Josh Kendall at @theathletic.com, Bijan Robinson sitting out practice has to do with his pursuit of a new contract. Now we'll see if this becomes a hold-in as he looks to become the NFL's highest-paid back www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
The double take as wrestling fan " is that 😂" Good stuff and I needed a hood laugh
It took a team of crack surgeons to resolve this situation.
Motivation to actually work is at a straight up zero.
Explaining to my friend that putting a space between 'hot' and 'wife' in the captions of his vacation photos will lead to less disgusting DMs
Drake Explaining on Computer
ALT: Drake Explaining on Computer
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People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
Buying a hot dog at Subway is criminal
They're selling what?
Unreal feeling. Secured a new job and back to Washington DC I go in 2 weeks. I worked for this and my hard work has paid off.
If my tires where free I would try this.
No bottle opener? No problem for Krists Neilands.