Joe Wellman
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If you've ever wanted to read the events of Jumanji (1995) from the POV of a detached and sadistic board game developer, I have just the the thing for you in @mcsweeneys.net this week. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/boa...
Board Game Developer’s Notes During the First Playtest of Jumanji
Glad I went with ominous drumbeats as the beckoning call, all four players looking upon the game with wonder and dread. Woodwinds/sitars would ha...
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If you’re sick of people saying “relax it’s just a negotiation tactic” every time Trump says something insane, I humbly offer you this 600 word piece of comedy writing. It’s not much, but it’s the only way I know how to handle my problems. Hope it helps you. @mcsweeneys.net tinyurl.com/57yaucj2
Trump Is Just Threatening to Do Something Stupid as a Terrible Negotiation Tactic
“The president also repeated suggestions that the U.S. could come to control Gaza, but he said that it wouldn’t require committing funds and would ...
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