Randal Gallagher

@joeydeacon.bsky.social

Question: 250 years ago you Americans decided monarchs were not for you. So you pushed back, shrugged off a king and parliament and went forward. Given 'Genocide Joe' and the Orange Shit-gibbon's performances isn't it time you did it again?

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning as he continues his recovery. We talked for nearly 20 minutes about Graham Platner, low gas prices, and Greenland. I told him Washington needs him back soon as Trump will need a shammy leather to put a shine on the arse of his gold statue.

Stuff to ponder; Has anyone been prosecuted over the Epstein files? The Bilderberg Meeting happened in April in Washington DC, was there any news about it? The Orange Shit-gibbon said nothing. The Bronze Age Collapse happened within two generations- could civilisation do it again?

No-one's mentioning that the son of the last Shah of Iran is living in Washington. Not even the Orange Shit-gibbon. Has the fact the natural heir to Iran been kept from the Orange imbecile? If so, why?

Question. When the Republican filth lose power and the Orange Shit-gibbon is dragged out the White House bleating about a stolen election, will the Democrats take action to assure the world the USA is not a fascist state now or pick up the Republican's stick and say "well this is how it is now." ?

If you're watching JD Vance... [Green Day's Ha Ha You're Dead] … Ha ha you're dead The joke is over You were an asshole And now you're gone As your ship is going down I'll stand by and watch you drown.

Flicking through a Gideon's Bible in the sauna yesterday as I forgot to take my own book, I happened to take in a few verses of Deuteronomy. My impression; Moses says 'go seize all the lands off various kings'. So, an invasion? Today's problems seem to stem from turning MYTHOLOGY into religion.

20th May marks the 1700th anniversary of the Council of Nicea where -among others- Emperor Constantine decided the pleb on the via could only be heard by God through priests (for a fee) and effectively privatised Christianity.

DURABLE UTILITARIAN TILED SURFACES Does your gym have a durable utilitarian surface? The stark hard white turns the gear into sculptures on which you must flog yourself. If you want abs in middle-age you're going to have to beat them into yourself, there's nowhere to hide your mid-life crisis here.

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DURABLE UTILITARIAN TILED SURFACES. A suite of tiled surfaces in Hilarys Boat Harbour's public loo, Perth. The ripple in the centre of the tiles, altering the reflection and creating texture across the surface? Not decorative, a product of manufacture! Durable utilitarianism bold in its mundanity.

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I am wondering if Prometheus is setting up the Orange Shit-gibbon to incur an epic personal physical and mental misfortune so we can all watch, revel in the schadenfreude and know everything will be ok from then.