Choking on ****? A great time. Choking on a tiny piece of food while at a restaurant? A very awful time 😖
✨Jomi✨
@jofig92.bsky.social
33 | He/They | SEA https://linktr.ee/jofig92
It feels like fall outside and I’m so excited. Summer was cute but my body is ready for cooler weather and seasonal gourds 💖
Pumpkin Head Spills Coffee on Hallows Eve
ALT: Pumpkin Head Spills Coffee on Hallows Eve
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All the wrong people are dying and it doesn’t make sense at all 😔
I just burnt my mouth so friggin bad. Someone should kiss it better 🥺
Guess whose car is in the shop and the total bill for repairs is looking like $3.3k? This guy's 🥲 This is a great time to remind you that I have an online store with candles, room sprays, and fun merch. Help a girlie out.
I can't get over the fact that yesterday at Applebee's @orso-xl.bsky.social confused a plate of breadsticks across the room for a plate of hot dogs 😭
Did I just map out my social calendar for the next few months? Absolutely. IRL oomfs, let's be friends and hang out 💖
Maybe a hot take — but silent protagonists in video games with tons of voice acting ruin the immersion for me. Give me a fully developed character that I can root for, you know?
Mala Broth? More like mala para mi estomago. Siento que voy a morir 😭
There are so many pretty penises on the tl today. Thank you for your contributions 💖
Hotel and flight have been booked! If y’all have any idea of things in/around the San Antonio Riverwalk area, please let me know 💖
✨Jomi✨@jofig92.bsky.social · 2mo agoDo I have any bloomfs in/around the San Antonio area? I might be going there for work in October 👀
What if I hosted a (Ran)goon Party and we all ate different types of rangoons and were friends? 👉🏽👈🏽
Welp. My foot decided it wanted to be mad at me and now it hurts to walk. Love this journey for me 🥲 (Enjoy the free foot pic)
I need this man in a room in which there are no others. Or you can all watch. I don't give a shit. 🥵
Whose dick do I gotta suck for Big Way Hot Pot to open in Seattle? My life hasn’t been the same since Vancouver.
Work: Can you talk to the entire staff about the benefits of using the website version of Outlook? Me: I really don't want to. Plus, I'm not in IT... Work: No one else is available... Me:
First morning back in the states and I’m already missing Vancouver. Here are some highlights from my trip (despite me not taking photos of everything) 🧵
Vancouver, I’m no longer inside you 😔
✨Jomi✨@jofig92.bsky.social · 2mo agoVancouver, I am inside you 👁️🫦👁️
Do I have any bloomfs in/around the San Antonio area? I might be going there for work in October 👀
Honestly, the IKEA double hot dog needs more meat. It leaves something to be desired (◡‿◡✿)
So tired…but I must go to Costco for glizzy…🫠
Man Collapses from Exhaustion
ALT: Man Collapses from Exhaustion
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you are working with a ticketing system and you need support with something, please explain what the issue is (in detail) in the ticket. The amount of tickets I've gotten that just say "I have an issue" with no other context is astounding 😵💫
Sometimes I think about the fact that 9/11 ultimately led to Ellen DeGeneres’ demise and that brings me joy 💖
Only 24 hours left to enter! Good luck, everyone! 💖
J0miCrafts@j0micrafts.bsky.social · 3mo ago❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Happy Pride Month! Want a FREE room spray? In this economy?! 💦 To enter, all you gotta do is: 👉 Like this post 👉 Share this post 👉 Follow this account Winner will be selected on Friday, June 19th 😘 (US entries only. You must do all 3 actions to enter.) ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
