Getting shot through a wormhole ainโt like dusting crops, boy.
John Crichton
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๐๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐ค๐๐ฃ ๐พ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ฃ, ๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ช๐ฉ. ๐ผ ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ข๐๐ค๐ก๐. ๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐'๐ข ๐ก๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐จ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ, ๐ LIVING ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ, ๐๐ช๐ก๐ก ๐ค๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ข๐จ. ๐๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ข๐. #Farscape
I hear that back on earth, crows have recently lost their ability to communicate. Apparently, scientists are scrambling like crazy to find the caws.
Yeah, yeah; your life is tough. Your local Micky-Dees is out of milkshakes again. I got SHOT through a WORMHOLE.
แด ษชแดษดแด แดกษชษด๊ฑแดแดษด. สษชแดแดสแด ๊ฑษช๊ฑแดแดส แด๊ฐ แด แดสสแด๊ฑ. แดแดสแด ๊ฑแดแด แดษดแด แดแดสแด ษขสแดแด๊ฑแดส. ๊ฐสษชแดษดแด ๊ฑ แดกษชแดส แดสแดสสส แดษดแด แดแดสแดษชแด. แดษดแดแดก๊ฑ แดแดษดสสแดส, ๊ฑแดแด แดแดแดแด, แด แดสสส, ๊ฑแดแดแด แด, แดแดสษดษดส แดษดแด แดแดกแด-สษชแด. แดแด ๊ฐแดส แดสแด แดแดแด๊ฑษชแด แดส๊ฑ แด แดส๊ฑแด.
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Whoโs the bigger clown; the clone, or the clone who cloned him? ๐ค
If you see this, post a STAR TREK. #farscape
Valravn@valravncawcaw.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoIf you see this, post a STAR TREK.
Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achilles' Horse.
๐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ด๐ฉ ๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ข ๐ด๐ฒ๐ถ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ-๐ซ๐ข๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ, ๐ด๐ธ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ค๐ช-๐ง๐ช ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฐ, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ข๐ช๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ต. ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐๐ช๐ณ๐ฌ, ๐๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ, ๐๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฆ, ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ, ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐๐ณ๐ต๐ฉ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต. ๐'๐ฎ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐บ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ด๐ข๐ด.
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โWhoa, whoa, WHOA. Easy there, Grim Reaper.โ
THE EMPEROR@theunlimitedpower.bsky.social ยท 3mo ago๐ญ...Note to self. Migraine emulator in Vader's helmet.
A word to the wise: In this universe, thereโs regular assholes, and then thereโs the OTHER kind. The kind that drinks margaritas with their pizza. Those are the folks you have to watch out for.
My super-power: A lotta folks think Iโm pretty, so they let my screw-ups slide while they amp up my accomplishments. Iโm also very self-aware.
๐๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ช๐ฉ. ๐ผ ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ข๐๐ค๐ก๐. ๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐โ๐ข ๐ก๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐จ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ; ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ช๐ก๐ก ๐ค๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ข๐จ. ๐โ๐ข ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ฉ. ๐๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ข๐. #farscape
John Crichton@john-crichton.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago๐โ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ด๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด. ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ. ๐๐ถ๐ต. ๐๐ง ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด.
Hot take: Artificial gravity is better than simulated gravity. Fight me.
By the pricking of my thumbs Something Rygel this way comes
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In the end, I think the REAL Farscape is the friends we made along the way
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Thanks to the Translator Microbes colonizing my brain, I hear nearly every alien language as English. Inexplicably, my batch oโ bugs seems to be partial to British and Australian accents... ๐ค #farscape
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If they ever make a movie about me, I hope it has a lotta heart, a killer soundtrack, and a cast of colorful, lovable misfits who are vaguely reminiscent of Moyaโs crew. And cussing. It should have a little cussing. Hell, who am I kidding. Theyโd never do that.
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Sure; being on a living ship is all fun and games, until you piss her off. In unrelated news, NEVER mess with those things dangling from the ceiling unless you are absolutely sure that you know what youโre doing.
Yโall may not have heard this yet, but I WAS SHOT through A WORMHOLE. ๐ณ
โ๐ต ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ-๐ธ๐ข๐ณ๐ฑ ๐ช๐ด ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ-๐ด๐ช๐น๐ต๐บ, ๐ง๐ช๐ท๐ฆ, ๐ง๐ช๐ท๐ฆ, ๐ง๐ช๐ท๐ฆ! ๐ตโ
Out of all the lies Iโve told in life, โJust kiddingโ is my favorite. lol just kidding. ๐
Dad once said, "Life isn't a color-within-the-lines exercise. It's a wild and outrageous invitation full of uncertain outcomes." He said the messy moments are where real growth happens. Iโve been growing like crazy.
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All bars are space-bars when youโre living in space.
For some reason, the DRDs always scatter when Dโargo comes around. Probably a pheromone thing. #Farscape
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