Belgium is just better. USA had a good run

It’s loud af in the arena how are you dozing off like this!

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2mo ago

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

American Psychopath

This is how you respond to these demons

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social · 2mo ago

In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:

He really does hate this country

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump describes the White House as a "shit house" when he moved in and then adds, "the big thing is we're building a ballroom in the back"

“Of all the prevailing media narratives around @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, the one that is most conspicuous by its absence is how under its two-term governor California became the top performing economy not just among its 49 siblings but also any developed nation.” www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

She didn’t even spell Lindsey’s name right lmao

This, this is literally how this was presented to him and he green lit this dumb shit.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."