jgdoyle
@johngeedoyle.bsky.social
I write stuff sometimes. They tell me I'm an author. Books and such here ➡️ https://linktr.ee/johngdoyle
Pretty wild this administration wants to livestream a public execution in December because I seem to recall them being pretty fussed about their other public executions being online for the world to see.
Every 5 days a straight man will massacre his entire family but sure lord preserve us against the furry pilots 🙏🏼
I know none of you realize that one or my all-time favorite game series is Darkest Dungeon but I'm still gonna just drop this here since they're 290 away from 10k early pledges. (This isn't sponsored... I just really want a DD graphic novel 😅) www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
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I know making fun of low intelligence among the MAGA crowd is low-hanging fruit but at this point there's a legitimate argument to be made that most of them never figured out object permanence.
Making McConnell take a cognitive test wouldn't even be hard. Trump can just recommend him to his guy. He's only 2 stamps away from a free coloring book and the bigger box of crayons 🖍
Rumors cannot be started about this because it'll definitely not go anywhere and I just think it's cool... but an amazing friend of mine just gave Chris Weitz my book at a Murderbot event 😳
Took me 38 years but I finally got my first spider bite. Doc said black widow and that's like the coolest one 😌
Whatever AI algorithm bs the evil regime uses to tell them what's topical to utilize for clicks probably should've also told them Nintendo technically just lost one of their first lawsuits ever and were looking for an easy win.
Been crunching the numbers on this for a few weeks and I've finally decided the safest thing to eat is you. That's not flirting. Get on the grill, pal, time's a-wastin'!
Not a day goes by I don't think of the crux of a thorny theological roller coaster christians must go through when trying to use the book of Leviticus to win any argument The amount of mental gymnastics just to read chapter 18 and 19 back-to-back and somehow still think they're right is astounding
Sure am glad we don't need to drink so much water, anymore. Was getting worried.
"It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God..." —Me about to displace Jojo Mart before year 2
I would rather be set loose in an abandoned apartment complex to be hunted for sport by 100 super competitive serial killers than trust a christian to actually be Christ-like.
Look, I love Lee Pace as much as the next nerd. But Giancarlo Esposito is the clear choice for Magneto. I will not be taking questions at this time.
The heavy toll taken on you this week will be processed in the next 7-10 business days
Lightning storm last night was wild. House power surged twice, sparks shooting out of sockets, random things that were plugged in stopped working altogether, router got fried, and Spectrum has been down for *checks* almost 18 hours.
While somewhat unrelated (?), I recently asked Elrond if he would consider helping us burn down Fangorn Forest instead of helping the fellowship destroy the One Ring, and he said, “NO THANKS!” Very disrespectful! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
EA has new owners. Can't wait for the update to Sims where pronouns are removed and female characters are only able to cook and make babies.
Netflix needs to focus whatever algorithm they use to decide which eye-catching title to use for projects because it's either a singular word like Gravel or a whole-ass nonsensical paragraph like This Is Where I Leave The End of The ****ing World Where I'm So Tired I Want to Cry.
Got greedy and went to grab a pod instead of mad-dashing to the gateway. Ended up 30 ft from the portal with a full trunk but missing 3 tires and all but 1 door. So I KICKED that mofo to the portal in an angry rad storm and made it with 3% health ✌🏼
Ironwood Studios@ironwood.bsky.social · 2mo agoA key part of Pacific Drive is player stories - the game we made was specifically about you as the Driver having a unique journey, & the world was built for you to bring those stories home. Tell us about your favorite trips into the OEZ - tall tales, narrow escapes, spooky encounters, the works. 📒
I've made many mistakes in my life but the only one that I can never see forgiving myself and moving past on is selling my 1TB Steam Deck Oled last year to pay a fucking bill. Adulting indeed sucks.
In every reality I'd still want to taste you. And steal your stars in Mario Party.