John Walling

@johnki7yra.bsky.social

My blurbs are parody, satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, & bald-faced facts -- backed with 2 minute warranties.

Hundreds of Haitian immigrants who have had Temporary Protected Status are being told by DHS to appear at ICE offices to be fitted with ankle monitors or face deportation. Haitian immigrants, many of whom have lived in the U.S. for over a decade, deserve a pathway to citizenship — not deportation.

Some Haitian immigrants in Ohio told to report to ICE and given ankle monitors

Hundreds of Haitian immigrants in Ohio who had Temporary Protected Status have been summoned by the ICE for in-person "check-ins," immigration advocates say.

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Trump’s genius tariff strategy: 1. Declare across-the-board tariffs on nearly every nation on earth 2. Let companies pass the costs on to consumers 3. Raise the average household's costs by more than $1,700 in 2025 4. Give billions back to the massive corporations that jacked up prices

Venezuela Earthquake: Beyond the Rubble Across the affected communities, an extensive network of communes, community councils, and neighborhood organizations mobilized alongside emergency responders, revealing a grassroots infrastructure years in the making. www.laprogressive.com/foreign-poli... ..

Beyond the Rubble

Natural disasters expose the strengths and weaknesses of every society. The earthquakes proved that Venezuelans were far more than ambitious political vision.

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The U.S. military has used up most of its stockpiles of highly accurate long-range missiles in its war with Iran, according to Reuters. It still has a large stockpile of 2,000 lb shit bombs ready to be deployed.

Visit Washington state before one of its five active volcanoes erupt; before the Cascadia Subduction Zone buckles; and before the Seattle Fault Zone rips. If they happen while you're here, think of all the stories you will have.