Rocket hits the moon at 5000 mph, pity this prick wasn’t on it
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Partial to an arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.
My works is like a fecking soap opera. Yesterday I was told I can’t WFH anymore. I told them that I’m not leaving a rescue animal alone all day. Then I was told “find a solution” I said “the solution is becoming very obvious.” Today I’m told, yes you can still WFH
Kevin Hart: This Is A Game Played Up Here
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Basically the whole world of football associations said “Fuck Trump”
So funny, Infantino being manipulated by Kushner & Trump into thinking they’d all get a cut out of something that’s not theirs. Infantino is cooked
Eddie Howe leaves Newcastle… but luckily for him, not in 5 different bin bags
Lest we forget all those killed in the Cambodia Armenian war. So glad there is peace now. Thank you Ronald
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last wk.Trump: “We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting, and it was a bad one.” Fact-check: False. There was no conflict between Cambodia and Armenia.
I’m all for selling the World Cup to America. Let the cunts play it against themselves
It’s been absolutely wonderful to sleep under a duvet for a few days. Yeah, shove it up your hoop you sweaty southern types
Emailed new “Chief of Staff” at 8am today saying “i might be 15 mins late, need to pick up prescription on way in” Gets in at 9:01am to read her reply “Can you stay late to make this time up at the end of the day.” “Yes, at desk 9:01, happy to make this 60 seconds up later. Sent at 9:02”
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Letter to the Martyrs
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The Sealed Knot Society, but for football hooliganism re-enactments. Stage legendary dust-ups between 2 firms, then all go back to the pub together, for a few pints & a good laugh, telling really exaggerated tales of fights long gone and how no one ever ran
Just back from my best mate’s 60th. Was a Bertfest of gigantic proportions. Some proper ‘eadz there tonight
In Another Instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” 🤭😂🥴 Andrew Tate: "England, come get me. I'm not hard to find. I'm in Beverly Hills." THEY FOUND HIS B!TCH A$$ FAST 😂😂😂
Just watched episode 8 of Cape Fear on Apple tv, it’s reaching Cupra levels of ridiculousness now, but I suppose I’m in too deep now. Would not recommend
Scab, Lee Anderson going on with himself on Skynews, saying he wants a general election. Reform are clearly soiling themselves over Burnham
Day 3 of the sicky. Interview later. Had a lovely dog walk and leisurely breakfast, I might have to show my face in the office tomorrow… doing ‘the voice’ and pretending to care
Praise him, praise him, for he truly is the King of the North
Let’s hope there’s not 48 teams in the 2030 World Cup, though it wouldn’t surprise me if FIFA increased it to 64, the set of pricks
Let’s hope the fat rapist piece of shit drops dead on the podium as he hands the trophy to Spain, to put a cherry on the top of the “greatest show on earth”
Vlad the impaler The Grumbleweeds Hovis Presley Bon Jordi Stephen Hawkwind
Debra@ddebralouise.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat’s your World Cup halftime show fantasy line up? Mine’s: Sly Fox Freeez Owen Paul Showaddywaddy The fella who sang ‘Mule Train’ whilst hitting himself with a tin tray Nile Rodgers
If this goes to extra time i’ll still set my alarm for 8:30am to phone in with the Capstan full-strength voice