John Patrick Higgins

@johnnymuggins.bsky.social

Writer and Wronger. Some Collateral Dumbage.

Spine, is out now. It's been called "the funniest book of the year", but it's also an angry, visceral, and ultimately thankful meditation on mortality. With funny jokes. It's a companion-piece to my previous book, Teeth. So if you enjoyed that, you'll ADORE this one.

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Spine has thrilled the Gnome Appreciation society! Lovely review in which he notes I call Batman a dick, and have the reviewer chuckling so hard over soup-based antics he upsets his neighbour. Funniest book of the year! What? Just THIS year? I think we can go further than that.

Gnome Appreciation Society@gnomelord.bsky.social · last yr.

My review of Spine by @johnnymuggins.bsky.social felcherman.wordpress.com/2025/05/11/s... available from @saggingmeniscus.bsky.social incredibly funny book

I am thrilled to be able to share Anne Marie Hantho's beautiful cover to Spine, my new book, coming to your bookshelf this summer. A semi-sequel to Teeth, Spine sees me further cataloguing my failing body parts. What's next, you ask. Probably best not to ask. You do NOT want to know.

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www.popmatters.com/john-patrick... Review of "Fine" in Popmatters: "Lines of action are as invisibly elegant and neatly crafted as any one of the writer’s beautiful sentences. Both gut-bruisingly funny and achingly sad. The line between the tragic and the comic is, of course, a fine one." Wow!

John Patrick Higgins' 'Fine' Hangs on in Quiet Desperation » PopMatters

The lives of middle-aged men are to John Patrick Higgins as the statue of Ozymandias was to Shelley: epic, broken, and tragi-comic monuments to quiet desperation.

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Dreamed I was hired to teach Prince Harry to write songs for his album. Gary Kemp, also hired, instigated a radical splinter group, wearing a tin foil crown and refusing to cooperate. "You took my money," insisted the prince. "It's not your money," said Kemp, a modern Wat Tyler.

Today I am mostly going to attempt to build a website. I wrote my first novel using the caps lock for each capital letter because I didn't know about the shift key. That's the level of savvy I'm dealing with. Still, I'm going to have a go at this. And the air will be blue with my luddite fury.

Been inspired by reading Roger Lewis' ferocious "Erotic Vagrancy", to watch the, "The Medusa Touch". Burton's never been more waxy and atrophied. His neck has fused to his body. He acts only with his eyes, his bottom teeth, and his extraordinary voice, which is like a black, subterranean pool.

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