my wake up music is 'ante up' by m.o.p.

the only appropriate reaction to having ra rugged man at your door

one of the major datacenter infrastructure companies is named cloverleaf. that was also the name of the front transit company run by judge doom in who framed roger rabbit

i liked aspects of evil dead burn, but i wish that the characters hadn't done the stupidest goddamn thing at any single moment

leviticus (2026) is very good. it is melancholy, both in its story resolution and its metaphorical meaning

first as farce...

my fave conspiracy theory was from a friend of mine who claimed that david koresh escaped waco and founded the music group enigma. he was very convincing

Eateth Pilaf@johnnypi.bsky.social · 3y ago

I like to assemble my own conspiracy theories at the local Build-A-Berg

'it ends' was well-made and well-acted, but i'm not a fan of purely conceptual horror. it's like a creepypasta, 'wouldn't this be scary?' where that's the only question instead of a world with plausibility. felt like a half-written twilight zone episode

1200 hours now and still no sphere. will today be the day? doubtful

Eateth Pilaf@johnnypi.bsky.social · 2y ago

I have over 700 hours in Dyson Sphere Program and still have not built a Dyson Sphere

jeans with a butt cleavage cutaway in the back

riding the mast like lieutenant dan in forrest gump as waves of bluesky discourse crash around me

ozempic giving me those farts that sound like a heavy oak door creaking open in a drafty old castle and burps that sound like boss nass

there's an Aesop Rock line in "Dorks" that's about phony rappers, but it always makes me think of LLMs and prompt-jockeys: "You fuckin' dorks ain't a source of the art, You can't be cooler than the corners Where you source all your parts..."

i'm of the opinion that in approximately five years all of those datacenters will be absolutely useless as LLMs are 1) regulated (fingers crossed) and 2) migrated almost entirely to on-device or on-premises (almost assuredly)

as someone who devoured every bit of preview content for san andreas, it is taking a superhuman effort not to look up the gta vi leaker

I call it The Circle of Ence

A historical juxtaposition

can i play, too?

Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · yesterday

it's Fuck Your Boardstate Friday! what's your favorite way to clean things up?

looking for a cheap car on fbook marketplace and struck by how many are like 'runs, drives great' followed by 'needs a tow'

a hopscotch shaped like the tree of life from kabbalah: *follows the path of the flaming sword, achieves enlightenment* *accidentally sketches the qlippoth, dooming us all*

Eateth Pilaf's I Can Post Bad All By Myself

anthony kiedis is a minion

Eateth Pilaf@johnnypi.bsky.social · 2y ago

what's that? you don't have enough funds to cover this bill? would it help at all if we increased the amount you needed to pay? it is our firm belief that penalizing you will give you the motivation you need. we only want to help you succeed

her? oh, that's the feminine aspect i hope to combine with to form the eternal androgyne. our opposing dualities of sol and luna, sulfur and mercury, will result in a sacred coniunctio that bridges the fragmented state of reality to manifest the philosopher's stone. yeah, she's a freak

everyone now has a little homunculus on their shoulder that shouts "liar!" when they lie. it cannot be bribed or killed. i don't mind it much, except when someone asks me how my day is going. some jobs are impossible: politician, journalist, mechanic. i named mine funyun b/c he likes funyuns

i have a few thousand in unclaimed property that is being transferred so i can see it on the state site but can't claim it yet. it is maddening

Geoffrey Chaucer, House of Fame, Book 3

john cage: that was 4'33", do you have any feedback? me: no notes

my roommate is making a puppet 'just because' and that seems incredibly sinister to me

christopher nolan is to film directors what rush is to rock bands