Nothing hits quite like a neti pot when my sinuses are completely clogged and I see ropes of mucous gloop out of my nostril, plus the tingling sensation takes me back to a core childhood memory of doing underwater backflips in Eddie Banta’s backyard pool.

Happy Banana Check Wednesday to you! Here’s Ana Banana of the California Raisins. #BCW

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She would’ve been a good woman if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

When your mom writes you and your siblings three chaotic emails in a row detailing every single desired element of her future funeral arrangement… on a Monday… just because.

My lil’ bb plant stands arrived. Office just got 20% cuter.

Read RR quoting MLK like it was the opening of “Love without Words.” Thanks, Madge.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God's children." —Martin Luther King, Jr.

Remember to stay hydrated.

Have a great day!

I just know she’d be losing her damn mind right about now.

Edie The Egg Lady Demands Eggs

Alt: Edie the Egg Lady demand eggs from the comfort of her crib in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos.

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The academic job market is a hellscape, but my university is hiring a Professor of the Practice in Media Arts and Production! Please feel free to repost or share this link with anyone who you think might be well suited / interested: jobs.ncsu.edu/postings/232...

Belly blindness is real. Text 23599 to (706) 496-7410 to learn more.

Dylan Harrington@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 7d ago

Oh shit. I guess there are more people that qualify for bellies than I realized!

Let he who has not spanked dad raise the first hand.

Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 7d ago

Why did I not buy her?

If you see a banana today (Wednesday), check in on them. #BCW

Well that'll teach me not to eat a grilled cheese over my keyboard!

If I were a drag queen, you’d better believe my lip sync gag would be conceals. One after another.

The Prepared Grapes Singularity has arrived.

Jerry (ptown 8/4-9)@coachjerry.dad · last wk.

People just be out here saying things

An encounter that I have now experienced three times: older gay men, upon discovering that I’m a porn scholar, asking me if I would take all or some of their porn collections. This batch comes from a guy I work out with. He gave me his collection at the YMCA parking lot. Tag yourself.

Well, well, well: I see your biography finally came out.

Mondays, am I right?

Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · last wk.

The likelihood this account pivots entirely to anthropomorphic foot portraiture grows every minute, I fear.

JPS@johnpaulstadler.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sometimes I like to just hide in the shadows, create a new persona, a different identity.

Sometimes I like to just hide in the shadows, create a new persona, a different identity.

Ahhh, Indiana. Perhaps my preoccupation with doing strange things to food has an origin after all.

Kild / Loz | Artist | Tabletop Junkie@losercuter.bsky.social · 2w ago

Thinking about the Indiana Pork Tenderloin...

Ever since the gunshot, I’ve decided to up my chaotic skeeting. Be your authentic self.

Hmm… my parents were either boning to the municipal elections in Columbus, Ohio, or (in all likelihood) it was birthday sex for dad. FUN THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 2w ago

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My phone suggesting a photo memory from when I moved back to Indiana during the height of the pandemic to help my mother take care of my very sick father and then move them out of their home of 30 years: “Has it really been six years since you visited Indiana?” Get the fuck outta here, Gladys!