Reminder, fellas: just a dainty molecule of cologne is too much cologne.
The employees at my grocery store deli could teach a masterclass in avoiding eye contact.
SUUUUUUUPER comforted by James Carville's prediction that Trump will leave office before next April 15.
When I meet co-workers who were born after I graduated college.
My superpower is launching a customer service chat thread then clicking on another tab and completely forgetting about it. My other superpower is antiquated joke structures.
Boomers DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about a loud ringing cell phone.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky "OK so turns out that's definitely true." - Argentina
For a minute, I was afraid my YouTubeTV free trial would end before this game does.
Thank goodness Mitch McConnell is not alive to see this World Cup final.
Smoking a brisket low and slow at by hanging it out on my front porch all weekend.
Just because I got today's Wordle does NOT mean I condone it.
"I'll have a large Coke, please." "Is the inexperienced and totally unqualified sister of Coke OK?"
I'm just off the phone after a great conversation with Lindsey Graham. We spoke for 20 minutes about a variety of issues and he's eager to get back to work soon.
"Trump's Unconventional Subpoena Of NYT Reporters Is A Creative Interpretation Of The First Amendment" - @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Had an excellent conversation with Senator McConnell today. We talked for 20 minutes about a variety of issues and he looks forward to returning to work soon.
Let's not allow the joyous news that Mitch McConnell is probably dead overshadow the tragic injustice that Donald Trump isn't.
The sad passing of Bonnie Tyler is a swell reason to revisit Total Eclipse of the Heart's ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOx...
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
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