WE’RE BACK I’M FREE I NEVER HAVE TO FLY IN A PLANE EVER AGAIN
John Weinert
@johnweinert1.bsky.social
The Andy Richter of beverage lunacy He/Him ☧ ☭ https://jweinert.itch.io
John’s being kept from posting by the nanny state
At DFW international airport. Everyone is crowding the baggage claim carousel so that no one can see it. I am going insane
Just as boarding was about to begin they announced our flight is delayed by 3 hours???
I have secured a bottle of this for my checked luggage
John Weinert@johnweinert1.bsky.social · 7d agoPossibly the worst thing I’ve ever drunk
Do you hear the major sing Singing the song of lonely men It is the music of an oddity Who will not return again
I’ve been sent on a mission to fill our water bottles. This is just like the made-for-tv movie The Lost Battalion (2001)
This image has filled me with a deep and sudden yearning
Tom Pain@tompain.bsky.social · 3d agoThey’re calling it one of the greatest deals ever made for $90, no one has ever made a deal this good before.
A shocking lack of line-of-sight blocking at the British museum urinals.
Our hotel in London seems to be themed around trapping you in various prisms
The announcer at Waterloo Station sounds like Brian UK
Just learned there’s a town in England called Woking. The West has fallen.
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
Sisko’s gonna get sent back in time and become the first Bajoran
The Jorvik Viking museum in York was really good, informative, and fun, and I highly recommend it, but their logo looks like the channel icon for a YouTuber who thinks eating vegetables turns you gay
Ominous gurgling sounds are emitting from the shower drain in our hotel room
How people were posting after the Death Star blew up
Iain@iainnd.bsky.social · last wk.Osama Ben Kenobi