bitch lasagna (american hole wizard)
@jokerpajamas.top
My dick has been described as "Very insertable" I'm more annoying than you are. He/Him. Single. Chaotic Top. 30s. WI. MSP adjacent-ish 3 years sober (Recovered, not in recovery.) Incredibly gay 🏳️🌈 Usually NSFW 🔞 Cat dad to Loki (2). 💕🐾
wisconsin is for gay cheese and lesbian beer.
Steven@evensteven27.bsky.social · 4h agoOhio is for lesbians, not gay men
my PDS was down all day and i couldn’t get on this site so anyway hey everyone, i’m back
i won’t be posting mine because it is the same picture of my cat it has been for like 2 years now
vanity complex@vanitycomplex.bsky.social · yesterdayI will not be posting my lock screen because it is 50 photos of my best friends on rotation
with ideas like these, it’s no wonder my mom pays me to do administrative tasks for her child care center.
i’ve got 4, i’ll let you guess which one i don’t have.
keith@alolankeith.bsky.social · 2d ago3 out of 5 isn't bad
it’s monday and so that means the universe is homophobic because it continues to let mondays happen
well that was just so exciting. one of my smoke detectors (that are all less than 2 years old) decided that it was simply going to go off. and refuse to stop going off. and that meant that the rest of them were going off too since they're wireless. until i finally managed to unplug the battery 🤣
lemme appreciate you with all 5 senses
imagine spending six figures on a juris doctor, passing the bar, and then ending up working in consumer debt collection
it was a long, stressful week at work and i’m tired. why don’t you get down and make it hard for me?
i would, but then i don’t know, because then i would have to, you know?
just know that i’m undressing me with my hands
Birth Month Dum Cump@eepybruh.bsky.social · 5d agojust know I’m undressing you with my eyes
so i like to keep tabs on one of my exes because he has a history of stalking/harassing me so i like to have a general idea of where he is living. anyway, love that Wisconsin’s court records are public because i see the dumbass is about to lose his license for a second time over tickets 🤣
you ever think back at a situation where you've always blamed yourself and realize "wait a minute, i wasn't in the wrong there"? like almost 10 years ago now, i had been flirting it up on messenger with this guy i had worked with in the past when i lived in a different city. (1/4)
honestly though, the way i know so much about many traditionally masc-coded interests simply because i think the guys who do them and post videos on the internet are hot should be studied.
bitch lasagna (american hole wizard)@jokerpajamas.top · 6d agosomeone please explain to me why i (a person terrified of heights and gets nasty secondhand vertigo) have started watching videos of this guy who climbs trees to do tree removal? oh that's right, because he's cute.
someone please explain to me why i (a person terrified of heights and gets nasty secondhand vertigo) have started watching videos of this guy who climbs trees to do tree removal? oh that's right, because he's cute.
one thing about me is that i will absolutely ALWAYS
