Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A. A puddle!
Jokes Of A Penguin
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Revisiting the jokes of a British classic!
Q. What is a Penguins favourite party game? A. Sardines!
Q. Where do you find out the weight of a Whale? A. At the whale-weigh station!
Q. What do Penguin nuclear scientists eat? A. Fission Chips!
Q. What’s Black, White and Red? A. A Penguin with sunburn.
Q. What do you call fifty Penguins in Leicester Square? A. Lost!
Q. What do you call a Penguin policeman? A. The old bill.
Q. Why are Igloos round? A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners.
Q. Where do Penguins go to dance? A. At the snow ball.
Q. What has three wheels and travels along the bottom of the ocean? A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp.
Q. How did the Penguin pass his driving test? A. He winged it!
Q. What do you call a happy Penguin? A. A Pen-Grin!
Q. What did the Penguin get from the Genie in the lamp? A. Three Fishes.
Q. Why did the Penguin make a fish pun? A. Just for the Halibut!
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog? A. A Bichon Freeze
Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes? A. With its Flippers!
Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye? A. Fsh.
Q. What do you call a Snowman with a suntan? A. A puddle!
Q. What was the name of the Emperor Penguin? A. Julius Freezer!
Q. Why don’t you ever see Penguins in Great Britain? A. Because they’re scared of Wales!
Q. Why did the Penguin cross the ocean? A. To get to the other tide!
Q. How do you stop a Polar Bear from charging? A. You take away it’s credit card.
Q. What do Penguins eat for lunch? A. Ice-burgers.
Q. What is a Penguins favourite dancing style? A. Pole Dancing!
Q. How do you know if a Penguin is sick? A. It has to ice-olate!
Q. Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree? A. Because they don’t want to fall out.
Q. What’s black and white and goes round and round? A. A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q. Why don’t Penguins fly? A. Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
Q. What do Penguins wear on their feet at nighttime? A. Slippers!
Q. Why shouldn’t you write a book on Penguins? A. Because writing a book on paper is much easier!