"my tinned fish money" what am i some sort of duchess

i showed you my can of pocket herring. please respond

PLAYABLE GUNBUSTER IN A FIGHTING GAME BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DROPPING TOMORROW FUCKIN MORNINGGGGGGGGGGG HOP ON IRON SAGA VERSUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sony is developing their own nintendo switch-like console called the PlayStation Vers

the explicit sexual image of an object created to be used and discarded. that thing is inappropriate put it away

mods think "woman walking down the street" is adult content

mea tulpa ⛓️@jokewitch.bsky.social · last wk.

caught in the rain again

Measurements

there is a gaping hole in my heart where your penis should be

im like if a fleshlight also had a winning personality and a sweet smile

does anyone wanna put it in their mouth before i chop it off

big tee shirt x tiny thong

punching the clock after my shift at the olfactory

mea tulpa ⛓️@jokewitch.bsky.social · last wk.

im in the gallery smelling the monet

u ever see a knife that u just GOTTA fuck

we arent talking enough about how horny this is

had my gf sing this last night w/o reading the lyrics beforehand and when she got to the last bit it stopped her dead in her tracks lmfao

mea tulpa ⛓️@jokewitch.bsky.social · 7d ago

ya dont have to be cis to be my foid u dont have to be cool to be my passoid aint no aesthetic sign u gotta trap me with i just want your extra time and your 𝘬𝘺𝘴

i do not get why some ppl follow my account lol

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Simonetta with a karabela again. I think this set turned out to be one of the most beautiful ones, even if it's much less martial than what I usually try to aim for.

woke up this mornin sister in the bed reach my paw over and i i pet her head

ken jennings told me privately he cares deeply about "the subtle curvature of the female penis" as well as "luscious asses"

women

(explaining a polycule) so yeah this is my dog, this is my sister, this is my dog's dog, this is my sister's sister, this is my dog's dog's wife,

yo i hit this shit frame perfect and got to also see 2 additional beautiful women AND landed my finisher (holding her hand while she dilates)

mea tulpa ⛓️@jokewitch.bsky.social · yesterday

coming up on an absolutely life-saving clockout --> hit vape hard --> hug and kiss my little sister 3 piece combo

this post is, in part, inspired by some paintings by kristoffer zetterstrand

jade, whose voice is the Deluge@goblinmode.com · 4w ago

as a child i was taught to fear going out of bounds. “your uncle went once, and never came back”. it scared me at first, but now i know there’s nothing to fear. i walk beneath mountains on a plane of infinite shadow. there is no floor but the one i believe in. the roots of everything are beautiful.

coming up on an absolutely life-saving clockout --> hit vape hard --> hug and kiss my little sister 3 piece combo

jarritos