I have the patience to kidnap a guy n' tie him to one of those spinny wheels and throw knives at him, least!
Jolly 🃏🎀
@jollythejester.bsky.social
"That doesn't sound fun at all, I just wanna take your life!" #MVRP #DNDRP #FANTASYRP #LEGENDSOFAVANTRISRP #ONCEUPONAWITCHLIGHTRP
Takin' a break from setting up cirque-du-jolly.. Uuugggh. I should hire more employees but I donts got the patience to interview people!
I hope everyone that's wronged me goes to clown hell cause there ain't wine there.
Ugh. Now I gotts t' set Cirque-Du-Jolly up for the next holiday event! Whaat can I do to upstage the witchlight carnival.... Kidnap a ton of people? Oh, That wont bring business at all!
Ugh. Now I gotts t' set Cirque-Du-Jolly up for the next holiday event! Whaat can I do to upstage the witchlight carnival.... Kidnap a ton of people? Oh, That wont bring business at all!
Eugh, I forgot I have to clean up the tunnel of love since when it's valentines day customers tend to make a mess in there!
//thinking about the too many games oneshot once again. jolly is fine as hell and chuckles fumbled a bad bitch
(Throwing a magical bright-pink glowy knife at you) Catch!
//I'm bullying chuckles with words rather than punching him in the body
Jolly 🃏🎀@jollythejester.bsky.social · 2y ago// chuckles fumbled so bad 😭 www.veed.io/view/8cccda5...
//chuckles' dumbass fumbled so bad he forgot the color of her eyes 😭
I'm openin' cirque du jolly again sooon. If anythin' of ours looks copied or stolen from any competitors, It ain't! I made this place all by myself and a liiittle bit of magic, thank youu!
(Setting up her carnival for valentines...) I pitched a shootin gallery so I could imagine killin' the man who ruined my life but apparently usin magical knives for that aint recommended!
I'm kinda annoyed and relieved that my ex husbands dead! We didn't even get to dance at our weddin- He just did the chicken dance for one hour straight and he was drunk off'a his honkers! Why did I marry him in the first place???
I hope my ex husband's being tormented forever, He kinda had it coming!
I wrote a book called 'How to kill your ex husband!'!!! Apparently jus' writing down thouusands of ways to commit manslaughter is weird to some people.... pleaase, I run my carnival well!
Jolly is working on improving her carnival, of course using a lot of magic- a huge puff of glittery clouds! It's all very pink and over-the-top, especially the tunnel of love and the big top itself! "I gotta see if the folks runnin' that fortune teller machine got any more cigs!"
Someone accidentally killed my ex husband before I could purposefully kill him! I had a thousand methods of how I was gonna murder him! I ain't gonna waste a good murder method!
Hmhmm.. I gotta use up all the methods I thought of for how t' kill my ex husband! ...doon't think I shoul' use them for my carnival, thoughh. That wouldn't be good for business, publically executin' people!
(Throwing daggers surrounded by a pink cloud of smoke. She's having fun!)
Apparently I didn't get to killin' my ex honeykins in timeee.. awwwh. Hopefully he never dated anyone aftah me, I wouldn' wish for anybody to suffer through how bad he was in bed!!!
Well, He had it comin!!! And I guesss If anyone else bothers me I can jus' use up the list.... Apparently magical daggers thrown at ya isn't fun to some people any more!
Gideon Cole@gideoncole.bsky.social · 2y agoHeh. Sorry. To be fair, I didn't *mean* ta kill him.... I just punched him really hard in his body.
Aw... I was gonna kill him!!! I had a whole liist of all the ways I coulda done that......
Gideon Cole@gideoncole.bsky.social · 2y agoCHUCKLES??? Lucky you, he's already dead.
Chuckles, I'm gonna kill him when I find him!
Gideon Cole@gideoncole.bsky.social · 2y agoWell, if that's how ya feel about him, tell me his name! I've... met a lot a clowns.
No! I've just heard rumors! I'm not dead, but that bastard better be or he willl be when I find him!
Gideon Cole@gideoncole.bsky.social · 2y agoMan.... I don't get it... Does that mean... You're dead? Undead??
YES THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?!!! JESTERS GET TO HAVE WINE IN HELL!!!
Gideon Cole@gideoncole.bsky.social · 2y agoTHERE'S A DIFFERENCE?