Jolly Wangcore
@jollywangcore.bsky.social
Creator of ragebaiting frustration porn.
White knuckle is a uniquely effective way to make you let out the most embarrassing noises known to man.
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 2d agoThe most unique scream @jollywangcore.bsky.social has ever let out. You can almost hear the poop leaving his butt.
Kinda like that bluesky is the little freak platform for little freaks.
Really gotta lock in and budget well now so I can waste time and make poor financial decisions in future
White knuckle is simultaneously one of the greatest games I've ever played and absolute RNG dog shit trash. Nothing else like it. Can't recommend it enough.
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 2w agoHere's @jollywangcore.bsky.social's Loudest Screams from White Knuckle Stream #2. My ears hurt after making this, and my dog is scared. VOLUME WARNING. I did not touch the volume levels. This is exactly what was on stream if you fell asleep watching Jolly. To those who did, I'm so sorry.
I'm a machine that turns working blenders into broken blenders.
Things are never as bad as you think they are, but they are also never as good as you think they are. They're simultaneously not good and not bad and this should keep you up at night in perpetual anxiety.
Look man if you think I have enough self restraint not to mention 9/11 upon seeing two identical towers you're a bad judge of character.
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 2mo ago@jollywangcore.bsky.social Does 9/11 #2 (#1 is unreleased.) Amusing enough, it *could* be a shitpost Sunday clip but eh. I dunno. I just love Jollys entheuasm for 9/11 plane crashes lmao Note; Jollys Australian, I'm American. Keep that in mind if your gonna be angry.
YouTube auto response is engaging in vore roleplay. I'm obsolete the machines have replaced me.
Wanting to go to America just to force a TSA agent to read my freaky tweets while searching for thought crimes.
All bluesky feeds me is American politics and lesbians
Here's a Social Media exclusive Short! Jolly pissing on grunts in Cursed Halo. Why? Because I don't want to risk angering YouTube. I fear they wouldn't get the humor in it.
Why do animals dream. what they got to dream about? eating grass? Fuck off.
It's good to know in this incredibly complex world we live in, with ever present nuance and subjectivity, that everything in it can be sorted into 100% accurate and objective top 10 lists.
this man wears other sea creatures as a hat
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 3mo agoScientists discover 149 new marine species off Christmas and Cocos (Keeling) Islands
One of the most satisfying feelings as a content creator is recording hours of audio and then finding out something has completely fucked your microphone settings and made it all worthless.
For years I've been jealous of people who have fan channels highlighting their on stream antics but I suddenly don't want it anymore...
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 3mo ago( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @jollywangcore.bsky.social I'm sorry, you gave me an opportunity.
Great idea guys. People are definitely going to buy your product when the sponsored segment starts and the streamer suddenly changes their entire personality while looking into the camera with a big smile to maximise their Brand Friendliness Score™.
Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 3mo agoAmazon Ads to launch two AI Twitch Sponsorship tools at Twitchcon. Campaign Assist will analyze how creators speak during sponsorships and prompt them on what they need to say, change tone, etc. Chat Sentiment Analysis will process all chat messages to determine reactions.
While this cataclysm for the internet as a whole you know someone at duckduckgo has just popped open a big bottle of champagne.
TechCrunch@techcrunch.com · 4mo agoGoogle is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and interactive interfaces — a shift that could further reduce traffic to publishers across the web.
My breakfast looks like what my mum feeds the dog.
Once again count makes a video on something I never would have and makes it amusing.
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 4mo agoHey everyone, I edited up that segment of @jollywangcore.bsky.social playing Hl2 house flipper the best I could. Enjoy watching Jolly in pain? Loud noises? Go check out the latest video! youtu.be/pcus6OrYg80
After a very rough week I was walking around to clear my head and walked past this. Real encouraging. Thanks.
I have it on good authority that multiple mod developers watch my streams and try to plan for every possible "Jolly could screw this up" eventuality.
CountFlandy@countflandy.bsky.social · 5mo agoSometimes you just have to @jollywangcore.bsky.social proof your mod.
