Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴
@jonathannoh.bsky.social
The only 3 things you need to know about me…. 1) I love food 2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them 3) Painfully sarcastic
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe. Did you even work out???😫
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩 My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂↕️
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait. Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
Not rich auntie✌🏾😘@teamdeja.bsky.social · last yr.I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SIT NEXT TO ME AT THE MOVIES!!!
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
Things I think but never say to her… If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.
I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭
I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason
Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭 Go to hell
Commercials be like: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, fainting, depression, cancer and thoughts of suicide may occur
Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them