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Keir Starmer: "I did a fantastic job during my time as Prime Minister." 30 minutes later. Andy Burnham: "Keir Starmer was shit and he did next to fuck all." I mean, I'm paraphrasing here, but that was the general gist of it.

Keir Starmer: "I did a fantastic job during my time as Prime Minister." 30 minutes later. Andy Burnham: "Keir Starmer was shit and he did next to fuck all." I mean, I'm paraphrasing here, but that was the general gist of it.

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.” He is such a fucking drama queen.

He's either: a) Not going anywhere and is just doing this for attention. b) Using the scrutiny of his finances as an excuse to retire, move to Dubai, and enjoy his millions in peace. Vote now.

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