Wouldn’t it be great if one of these Republicans said he couldn’t go to Donald Trump‘s convention because he has bone spurs? 

Jesus, Mike Johnson and Butterball Mussolini are honest to God pulling a Joe McCarthy “there are communists in the US government“ move. what the fuck…

He didn’t wanna become Herbert Hoover or Jimmy Carter, but it looks like he’s becoming both. 

Butterball Mussolini rejected a strategy of addressing kitchen table issues for a strategy of simply “Me me me! Trump Trump Trump!” Of course he did, he’s a sociopathic narcissist. 

What’s the strategy, people will forget about the higher prices because of the war with Iran because of the higher prices from the war with Canada? #Sociopath.

Funny how my newfound hatred of Canada has really taken my mind off what a fucking idiot Donald Trump is. 

All this sociopath can do to stay in power is to say “pretend I’m on the ballot. “

He said it today: he’s building a highly fortified palace/bunker with our money. So castle, check. Masked secret police, check. Destroying elections, check. Get it? 

So the orange clown “understands” the dictator of North Korea, but he doesn’t “understand” the Prime Minister of England. 

Can we stop calling the real Air Force One the old Air Force One and start calling it the good Air Force One? 

Press secretary Karoline Levitt is retiring from the Trump administration so that she can spend more time making up excuses to tell her children. 

He’s not a president. I like presidents who don’t hide in catering trucks. 

The orange clown thinks that laws are the velvet ropes that prevent you from getting into the nightclub and the lawyers are just the bouncers that man the velvet ropes. In Todd Blanche he’s found a bouncer he can work with. 

It’s a good thing he has such a rich fantasy life: the real polls show him way up, the reflecting pool was destroyed by vandals. That way when they march him off to a secured location, he can imagine he’s in some special place like the bunker under the ballroom or the Putin bridal suite. 

So he’s on national television right now, expounding on a fantasy that he has videotape of vandals with box cutters destroying his reflecting pool. Seriously, this has to stop. 

We know that this “slush fund” isn’t to pay the insurrectionists for what they’ve done, it’s to pay them for what they’re going to do, right? 

So according to the republicans, the guy who helped save 25M lives in Africa is a candidate for prison, but the guy who ended that aid and is responsible for tens of thousands of deaths we make a trillionaire.

Remember America, it’s not about a measles epidemic, endless war or skyrocketing gas prices. It’s about seashells and throwing Anthony Fauci in prison. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

He’s just sitting there alone like his mom forgot to pick him up at preschool.

Why is the orange clown sitting at the correspondents dinner as the people are coming in? Can’t he walk anymore? Shouldn’t he make an entrance as someone important or does he think this is his throne room?

Since Trump and RFK Jr are responsible for firing the scientists who would have checked for the Cyclospora parasite that’s causing the outbreak of explosive diarrhea, should we start calling it “Freedom Diarrhea?”

Jim Acosta is right: Democrats have to start asking WWMMD? What would Mitch McConnell do- if the president knocked down the east wing, if his ICE troops were killing people, if he was trying to put his face on the money?

As a character actor, I thought one day I might be in an apocalyptic movie and play an old man whose worth was that he still knew how to read and write. I never thought that one day I would be an old man who’s worth was that he could still read and write…

Anyone remember “The Ugly American?” He was crass and fat and loud and stupid. He wanted his way, demanded everyone speak English. Thanks to Dump, he’s back. But when it came down to it the ugly American was just & fair. He remembered his friends. He spoke of Democracy. Thanks to Dump he’s gone.

So in a few years, Trump will be gone. Our country will be in tatters. NATO will be gone. Our allies will be gone and what will we be able to say for ourselves? Well at least we were polite?

It seems crazy to us that he’s still at it. He’s still at trying to prove that he won the 2020 election. The DNI, the FBI, the DOJ are not protecting us from crime and terrorism. They’re running around, looking for evidence that he won. But he didn’t. He’s crazy.

I really think the orange clown has a love-hate thing with JFK. The Rose garden: gone. The Kennedy Center: stolen. JFK’s iconic design and paint job of Air Force One: gone. Plus majorette bonespur was 16 when JFK and Jackie were in office and the most popular couple in the world.

So according to JD Vance, Nixon‘s only crime was being a criminal. Well that’s nothing today.

The mystery is finally solved. Why is JD Vance so repugnant to us? Because he is Richard Nixon.

Michelle Obama: You were doing the people's work, rescuing our economy, expanding health care, ending a war, ordering the bin laden raid, saving an auto industry, winning a peace prize.