Today we looked no better at all than Fulham. Fulham have spent £150m on players the last 2 years. NUFC £500m. If I owned NUFC I’d be furious at those who are in charge of recruitment of players. Also, can we buy all of those at Brighton scouting please- £220m spent and they’re flying #NUFC

Some odd ppl on here: I used the word ‘deluded and blind’ replying to someone about whether #NUFC were in a relegation battle and I got bashed by someone (not the one I replied to) saying I was personally abusing him on personal msgs. Thought I’d left all that behind when I left X. ☹️

I am laughing at how unserious #NUFC is. Bow and Arrow in Bolam Lake and two other players roll up- very Raoul- Gazza vibes here! 🤣

With NUFC is disarray on the pitch, and a real possibility that they get relegated this season, would PIF be wise to sell the club now as the value will plummet if we are in the C’ship next season, this over £1billion value against a £330m buy cost may be most they get. What do you think? #NUFC

Worst nite at #NUFC for a long time.We cud play all nite and still not score. There is zero goal scorer in that team. The hoofing of the ball first half 😤 Elanga unable to pass or catch the ball & when your super sub is Murphy you no ur in a bad spot. MJ has to go. We’re sleep walking in2 the Cship

We have paid the 9th most in the WORLD for the current squad we have, despite this talk of ‘transitional’ season we really should be performing much better than we are. MUST win tonight or heads should roll (no pun intended). The fact we have paid more than what the squad is valued is telling #NUFC

Really looking forward to the international break again. Shame it’s such a short one and not like the last long one #NUFC

We were in the game(ish) until the 2nd goal went in.Poor defence though and still lack any real goal threat and midfield non existent as the game went on.Not really sure what more can be said other than regardless of us being 8th in PL watching us I’d be shocked we’re not in the relegation mix #NUFC

Media seems to be lauding MJ for dropping Wissa y’day due to ‘drop in form’ and he says footballers have ‘ups and down’. Wissa has only had downs for us. And gr8 he dropped him but the massive concern is still, we do not have a reliable goal scorer for this team. Second season now. ☹️ #NUFC

Dunno what MJ said at half time but he needs to do it more often. Gash first half, thought we were indeed, as I predicted, gonna lose. So much better second half. Fuck knows what he said to them. In the top half and the Mackems are still rock bottom. Happy Sundays are back! #NUFC

The results haven’t been great today, the Fulham, Spurs wins means teams that were relegation fodder are picking up points. The Cov battering of us when all other teams batter them is a worry.I honestly feel, currently, we could get relegated this season if things don’t change starting 2moro #NUFC

I am expecting a loss on Sunday or at best a draw this followed by a defeat down in L’pool in the cup. I then think atmosphere will be pretty toxic at SJP when we have Everton yet again the 2nd. Sounds from the club is they aren’t likely to pull the plug on the MJ experiment. We ok with that? #NUFC

Never fear Crystal Palace! Doctor #NUFC will roll up next week and make you feel much much better! At least the Mackems have lost and sat in the relegation spots. How the fuck we’re still sat 11th, there must be some shite teams in the PL this season mind which might go our way…….

The morning after another insipid performance and it stinks of 2015/16 season.I think I have resigned myself to the fact we are in for a relegation battle this season aren’t we?The stick we will get if we do drop to the c’ship after us harping on 5 years ago with the ‘richest owners’! #NUFC

I am festering 2nite over #NUFC - It’s our lack of a goal scorer in the team that is really causing the big pain IMO. We just do not have anyone to score goals at all. Pardo and Wissa both gash. Woltemade last season too. Our recruitment is at blame here. Plus don’t think MJ can cut it in the PL.

Back to checking whether there are 3 teams worse than us aren’t we? 1/2 billion £ spent in 2 years and this is what we have.Jeez.MJ totally out his depth:others say he’ll be gone by Xmas but knowing #NUFC I don’t think they’d have the balls to get rid of him. All metrics say we’re relegation fodder☹️

Two in midfield again with defence as it was on Monday 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #NUFC

If MJ continues to play 2 in midfield, with the continuation of Botman in defence we will leak loads of goals. If we continue with MFP and Wissa as 10 we won’t get any goals. If we lose again Saturday he will find the crowd quickly turns on him IMO. It’s all ifs but not looking 4ward to Sat! #NUFC

Saturday is looking like a good game for us following on from getting smashed by……. (Checks notes)….. the mighty Coventry who had until Monday only scored 1 goal in 5 games. I know let’s go for 2 in midfield with a shaky defence and see how many goals we can concede……. #NUFC

Not sure using a horse was the best animal to use on the promotional video for the Blaydon Races release considering our previous relationship ship with said horses ie a fan punching one during some random riot. #NUFC

All the Howe lovers on here, don’t try to say that EH left cos of a few people on social media said he shud and MJ is worse (he prob is tho). EH left cos, based on preseason, and the fact all his best players were sold, and that last season was a slog, that he simply knew #NUFC and him wud struggle

Should Jaissle have continued to live at the Dakota and not moved into a new house during the int.break? These last few games away and I wonder if his stay on Tyneside might be short #NUFC

What an embarrassment. Leeds was bad, but to lose 4-1 to Cov when they’ve only scored 1 goal all season. My concern is what will the score be at Anfield, Emirates or even B’ton’s gaff? 3 wks they had to work on this. Is Jaissle out of his depth here cos it appears he is?Relegation fodder IMO #NUFC

Utter crap in front of goal. Midfield. And in defence. Horny looks scared to touch the ball. MJ out! #NUFC

Too much for us to win tomorrow and go 4th? #NUFC

Those who no me will know I am the -ve Nelly of this site, but I am at a loss 2 the -ve noise from the media and also many fans on socials moaning about yesterday.We fucking won. Played well 4 60 mins. Back Against the wall when lads got tired but we had 9!! First team injured yesterday! Jeez #NUFC

Enjoyed 2day in the level7 safe standing, some good singing going on! Good 1at half, shame Wissa missed that penalty as it would have finished the game. Made it hard on ourselves 2nd half, but we held on, not sure we would have last season. 8pts out of 15. Good return considering. Hall is GOAT #NUFC

Rumour that Elanga has done his ACL? Anyone else heard that? #NUFC

The morning after. What a shit game eh? PF- Wissa toothless up front, Wissa just fall over . No midfield, need JL back and don’t know what Ramsay has done to upset MJ. With no midfield teams just go thru us, defence not great either, Botman is done IMO Horny only gd bit. Bad feeling re:Hull #NUFC

That’s me done for the night I think. This is gonna get embarrassing #NUFC