Ha, the first two digits of the local ZIP Code are worn off the keypad on the gas pump 
Major milestone this week, after 30+ years on the internet I had a creepy stranger offer me money for feet pics. (I carelessly left a transaction for street cart tacos public on Venmo)
Love a good boat name. There's one I've seen a few times called "Change Order" on a huge cabin cruiser which is just perfect for a cackling, cigar-chomping general contractor www.beautifulpublicdata.com/boat-names/
50,000 boat names
From SEA SLUT II to BILBOAT BAGGINS, a deep dive into AIS vessel data turns up 50,000 boat names packed with nautical puns, dirty jokes, and Tolkien deep cuts.
beautifulpublicdata.com
A movie where my character, an intellectual, has this mounted on the living room wall of his implausibly large New York apartment
gettysburg game park billboard, route 30, fairfield, pennsylvania, 1989
It’s such a drag. Nice to see someone else mad at it though, maybe it will trigger my rarely activated Spite Centers
i hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
I thought I had let go of it but I just saw someone posted photos of expansive sunny landscapes to a “liminal spaces” photo group and I’m grinding my enamel again
✅ Tasteful, period-correct use of a 928 ✅ Another win for two-color printing
devilbiss vehicular spray booth 🧡
This is how Jack Nicholson works out after having coffee up on the strip
I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting
Today, most cars come in white, silver, and black. That’s pretty much it. It is truly sad to see how far the typical car has fallen from the colorful options that even basic cars had. Just look at these colors from cars on the road in 1973! www.beautifulpublicdata.com/san-diego-ph...
Instant add to the Reference Mugs library
browns ferry nuclear ⚛️
Putting little dots of hot sauce down the middle of my burrito like the buttons on a shirt
Five big lads with ruddy cheeks and thick accents in kilts strolling up seventh avenue. World Cup fever is here
The office has replaced the old "ancient grains" granola with new "kiss my oats" granola. Struggling to muster up a Bad Boy attitude for breakfast at my desk but I'll try.
When I was younger I liked side skirts and all that but then I grew up and now I know you have to Tuck. That. Rocker. In. "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child" etc.
oh no
Just saw an artist on instagram using a solar panel as a drafting table. 😎🤙
RIP to one of the first artists to be fully printed onto my brain stem.
These things are always a dice roll but sometimes you get a Winner
I don't eat too many packaged foods but I feel a sort of benign wonder towards the trend of creating flavor simulacra experiences on top of existing items, the way a person in the 50s probably felt watching an educational film about Advances in Plastics
with the caveat that I'll believe anything spoken in a thick enough scottish accent... I believe this bicycle philosopher man is spitting truth
Analog Resistance: Why Mechanical Simplicity Matters in an Increasingly Digital Cycling World
YouTube video by Fiefdom Tracklocross
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Big fan of take your child to work day. All these people on the train, at grand central, on the street, and in the office are full of tender gestures, tender voices. Everyone’s having a Big Day. It’s good.
Put me in the RIB to do donuts around the capsule for half an hour next time. I'm RIB certified. I can be trusted with the NASA RIB.
Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare dozens of times knowing it would fail. Every single vote generated headlines. They understood that official government action gets media coverage in a way that "messaging" doesn't. Dems keep not learning this.
I have mostly not followed the Artemis mission, but today of all days it was pretty cool to visit the (replica) Apollo 8 capsule and its AUTHENTIC recovery hook on the USS Yorktown.