I have “left” and “right” socks that contour differently. Today I accidentally put two “right” ones on. Had to go back and change them. Wouldn’t want too many “R”s

The Congress shall have Power To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water

Looking forward to the Brits waking up more. Thanks for doing what others won’t 👍

I missed Auto-Tune The News. Watch the latest one.

In the UK (where the rule of law still applies), the latest Epstein Files tranche is quite possibly going to bring down the entire government over the “biggest scandal in a hundred years”. Meanwhile, if the same happened here it would be just another day of the current US Administration

Who in Boston isn’t excited to travel to the Dear Leader Back Bay train station in Leaderville (formerly “Boston”), take the Dear Leader Express (formerly “Acela”) to LeaderTown (formerly “New York City”), and enjoy all that Strong Bigly Big Leader man station has to offer?

In Boston, they had to put up a Craigslist post to pay people to watch this movie. I suspect even then, they will struggle to find enough people to take money to watch it. On the other hand, it sold out in two locations. Easiest way ever to decide never to visit those two locations as a tourist

Brian Barrett@brbarrett.bsky.social · 6mo ago

We analyzed ticket sales for nearly 1,400 opening day screenings of Melania at theaters across the US. These are the only two that were sold out. from @regret.bsky.social

Correcting the @nytimes.com headline: Following a terrible tragedy, leading Democrats are considering doing their job for a change. But only considering it

Certainly by about age 10, school age children may know many details of the geographical differences between Iceland and Greenland. And by the age of 80 years, apparently it is possible that some people have learned there is a difference between the two countries. But only some people.

Time for Starmer to grow a spine and stop the pandering. Tell the class bully where to shove it. If he doesn’t like that, call his bluff

If you give a schoolyard bully your lunch money he’s coming back for more next time

In honor of his newly claimed Nobel Peace Prize, President Trump orders the U.S. military to invade Minnesota.

Great to see local a local bakery in Massachusetts exercising their protected first amendment right to express their opinion

Dr. Cara Berg Powers@clbergpowers.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The first US sale of Venezuelan crude was to a company whose senior oil trader donated to Donald Trump’s re-election campaign and attended a White House meeting with the president last week. www.ft.com/content/da74...

The key thing to remember about all the crazy news that is happening this week is that we still have not seen the release of the Epstein Files. I’m sure that has nothing to do with the threat of invasion of a NATO ally

Apparently 4% of Americans think invading Greenland is a good idea. All of those people need immediate psychiatric consultations

Next up: folks who want to suck up to the Dear Leader will hand over their honorary degrees. Where does it end? I mean, nothing matters any more, but this ought to still disgust at least the statistical 65% of you who are not addled MAGA nutjobs

There must be something about those 75 countries upon which the current U.S. Administration has imposed visa restrictions. I wonder what it could be 🤔

Precisely zero “business leaders” will do the right thing today and condemn the attack on the independence of the Fed. Unless it starts to impact their stock price. Then, maybe they’ll consider saying something.

Glad to hear Spotify is resisting running ICE ads. It would be a shame to have to cancel my subscription

Why does The Onion have more of a spine than the countless feckless folks both siding the ongoing abuses of our basic laws

The Onion@theonion.com · 7mo ago

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. May whatever God you do not or do believe in bless the United States

You know what is most interesting about the Greenland News? Those Epstein Files must be really, really bad for you know who

New Presidential Cognitive test: in addition to being able to identify a person, woman, man, camera, TV, also must be able to find on a map (unaided) the country you plan to illegally invade today

One can simultaneously dislike a brutal foreign leader and also respect the rule of international law. The whackos think this is normal because they don’t see how far it can go or how dangerous it can become

My toddler has this book titled “A Foot Is Not A Fish” all about the importance of understanding that some things are just what we might call “facts”. A few more folks out there probably need to get a copy: www.simonandschuster.com/books/A-Foot...

When I watch “the news” I want to hear from informed experts. Not blathering fools. You call them elites. I call them people with degrees and credentials who know what they’re talking about. For TV News I had already switched to foreign media for accurate reporting, but still, shame on CBS

I’ve been saying for a while now that what will ultimately save us from the douchery are all the awesome liberal leaning young women who have no interest in the right wing whackos out there. Ultimately natural selection will help address the disease

NPR@npr.org · 7mo ago

Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.

I’m old enough to remember when the U.S. ostensibly stood for peace and was a shining city on a hill. There was no Department of War looking for conflicts and no warships named after an egomaniac

I will likely never utter these words ever again in human history: good for MTG!