I know I’m raising my daughter right when she asks me to pack extra snacks for camp so she can share them with her friends.
Call me old fashioned but 10 songs is not enough for a full-length.
My town gave me a new recycling bin on Tuesday and it might have been the highlight of my week so far
I love the idea of unnamed henchmen going after a famous vigilante named “The Punisher” and expecting a different outcome
It’s official…I’ve been banned from Wednesday night trivia. Apparently “hibachi bukkake” is not an TGI Friday’s approved team name.
I'm trying to land a big marketing gig. Thinking about submitting this idea, any notes?
Once in high school, I drank a few Mike’s Hard Lemonades and got lost in a Hollister
More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts
It’s been years but I’m still surprised whenever I see The Chairman of Iron Chef America pop up in John Wick.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind would make an amazing horror video game.
It’s weird how they name it a “AA” battery when it fails my digestive tract
I got kicked out of karaoke for singing jingles. The crowd couldn’t handle my enthusiasm for my local credit union.
Romaine Street would make a fantastic name for a vegan restaurant.
I minced garlic back in April and I can still smell it on my fingers.
The pictures of people selling mirrors on Facebook Marketplace is just top tier entertainment.
Should I: A) go to bed like an adult B) open that bag of Cheetos in my pantry that has been haunting me since Tuesday C) B