You have to admire Argentina's commitment to trying to win without an actual shot on target.
Argentina are going to be confused at having to start playing actual football.
The only positive about bonus football is knowing US TV is having to tell people this is perfectly normal and explain what happens next.
Post a video of you and your mates singing racist songs about getting sent off, you prick.
Now beginning to understand why they banned fans from bringing bottles with them.
Okay lads. This has been a lot of fun and all, but surely now it's time to sit deep and grind it out.
Meaningless international friendlies have always been England's forte.
Remember when we wanted Spain to beat France because that would make it 'easier' in the final?
I've always said the third-place playoff/bronze final/whatever bollocks FIFA comes up with is the one we always wanted to win.
I'm genuinely wondering if the morons around me who celebrated England's goal (to go ahead in a World Cup semi-final , against Argentina) by singing a full rendition of 10 German bombers attracted enough bad karma to cost us the game.
I know it's hot, but I just saw a bloke walking around Waitrose with no top on. We used to be a proper country.
I wasn't playing. I wasn't watching at altitude. And I'm on the west coast of America so it's not even the middle of the night for me. I'm still fucking exhausted after that. Well done, lads. #England
Seven years on from his time at #SaintsFC, I'm watching Kevin Danso play football live again. In a World Cup knockout game. It's fair to say that 2019 me did not see that coming.
I'm watching Mexico v Ecuador in a bar in downtown San Jose, where I'm one of about a dozen people not wearing Mexican colours, including the bar staff. At least I'm not wearing yellow.
Oh, Christ. I'd forgotten that FOX follows the football with classic bants between James Corden and Rio Ferdinand.
After a tough sell of a Sunday, the World Cup really went all out to prove the Boomtown Rats wrong today.
Ideally, Hakimi misses the decisive penalty. But I'll settle for him looking upset whatever happens.
Them: Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent. Me: My Spotify DJ just segued from the opening song from The Lion King to Enter Sandman.
Alan 'The Oracle' Shearer's insight on a Paraguay substitution in injury time at the end of extra time: "You'd assume he takes a penalty then." Thanks. For. That.
This match feels so much more like a dead-rubber third group stage game than an actual knockout clash which will end with someone going home. #RSACAN
A Mexican wave after two minutes and 20 seconds must be some kind of record, right? It's not even been a bad start. #RSACAN