🚨BREAKING: DOJ’s unredacted Epstein files show Clinton very actively involved with underage girls including while the host of TV’s The Apprentice

bro doesn’t realize his pronoun is bro

u up? *clomp clomp*

Is that why he named the new White House flagpoles Bubba and Jeff? 🤯

when the GOP finally turns on MAGA:

I don’t want to stirrup controversy or spur allegations but Trump is saddled with rumors and chomping at the bit for anything else to be our mane focus

🚨BREAKING: Trump agrees to release full Epstein files immediately after unrelated tickertape parade honoring the DOJ

go right to the source and ask the horse

stable genius 🤤

character limit 🤷‍♂️

MAGA’s doing the Billie Jean ending

Always a grift

Put it on the Bill 💋

Trump blew a horse? Of course of course.

Nussy creampie. Goodnight!

That’s one way to get your face on a Bill

Trump’s dealt with rumors for years but always managed to take it on the chin

🤔

That’s the first time Trump ever took care of a Bill

Bubba soup, Bubba stew, Bubba étouffée, crème de Bubba…

everybody to that one uncle this thanksgiving: SPEAKING of gobble gobble…

Good first day everyone. Really solid stuff.

mane page on reddit

hi-ho Bubba away!

Reporters from multiple agencies have attempted to get a comment on the rumors from Clinton but nearly all just ended up going down on him

Rumors of Trump fellating Maxwell’s horse ‘Bubba’, White House says neigh

Trump: I DIDN’T BLOW CLINTON internet: Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse was also named Bubba. Trump: T’was a crisp autumn eve when first I met William…

Bondi: Sir they have a list of all the guys you blew! Trump: *gasp* All the President’s Men??

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