you can guage how mentally ill a neighborhood is based on how far of a radius u can find shopping carts from the respective supermarket
men should be universally banned from wearing all vests until their behavior improves
a lot of fashion is making the generation right before u a little bit jealous
celebrities go thru a public divorce and a few months later u start seeing them in mad sams club commercials
girls will take a selfie in anything. in yhe reflection of their grandmothers coffin
i could never be a scientist cus i don’t like torturing the fuck outta rats
when ur dad is dying everyone wants to ask if you’re ok but no one wants to ask if u want to fuck
ban the enbys from wrestling until they develop a personality and communication skills
This narrative during Pride month was absolutely intentional. The corporate media is fully in for fascism and desperate for you to agree.
smoking a pack a day is the modern version of italians having a glass of wine w dinner every night
me on tinder : just woke up on my couch hitting my vape scrolling ig wby
women be looking into the self-facing camera like theyre in love w it
a relationship should be a years long competition between two ppl to determine who is funnier
I have a bone to pick w the silverware industry . I know we’re all doing our best but like get it the fuck together .. no one wants a half pound fork , no one needs a spoon the size of one’s hand… like are yall ok?? genuinely
hand.like
ive encountered two grown ass adult men in the past week who cannot strike a match …