[lewd, AI] so is an "agent harness" what you use to attach a strap-on to an agent, or...?

[nonsense, rejection by a cartoon character] The Cat In The Hat Doesn't Like You Like That

Odo: I used to be worse.

the Six Flags parking lot is the weediest place on Earth

it should be illegal to play country music in public outside of specific themed areas

screaming “oh my god Jared Leto” at random beardy dudes

visiting the waterpark as a male presenting adult involves a lot of suddenly and intently noticing various birds and airplanes to avoid being a creeper

[Magic cards] Wizards too cowardly to give us Shiteyan'yo in the Miku deck #mtg #mtgcommander

emergency alert system test on Soft Rains day is especially creepy since they upgraded it to one that talks

thinking about how my renewed #MTG habit has me receiving mail from 5 different card shops every 2 weeks and I wonder what kind of data the USPS keeps re: residences that receive the most mail

woke up with this in my head, you're welcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

I won $8 from Powerball

the government shouldn't let Paramount merge with anyone else until they release an HD remaster of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

finally figured out how to turn Back Tap off on the iPhone because I’ve never even once intentionally triggered it, it’s always just a random encounter that slaps the app I was using out of my hands

gonna be twitchy until someone posts the video of the #Dragonlance panel from #GenCon

sometimes I really love the "do not perceive me" energy that a bucket hat, mirror shades, and an N95 create

bow down before the one you serve / you’re going to get a bunch of herbs

Ryan Gosling #NotMyGhostRider

reinventing myself as a snake that tells you all your bad ideas are good

blast from the past #technomage #openbsd #windows #comic

cool, cool, one season left of Strange New Worlds and we're blowing another episode on more horror movie bullshit

[hey Nissan marketing department] Datsune Miku, you're welcome

COO is the funniest executive title > yes I am a big pigeon

[trolling, not trolling] give Doonesbury to Oliva Jaimes

Benjamin: Do you ever feel like you’re a bear that wasn’t socialized enough as a baby

wishing for 30/60/120 second mute buttons and I'm sure I could implement it using the network interface on my receiver but not sure I could implement it in a way that it would actually be handy to use when I wanted to use it

whoever made the playlist at Sketchbook this morning: are you OK? do you need to talk to someone? #skokie

channel guides that just start playing whatever you’re currently hovering over without so much as a click fuckin suck

I wonder how we got to a state where a bunch of people in our field misunderstand computer science fundamentals so severely they think a large enough computer running a special enough algorithm can escape the basic mathematical rules behind computational efficiency and computability

apparently wore my “sit as close to my table as you can at any cost” shirt to lunch should have skipped the shower this morning