Dinner’s ready! Seriously though — still feeling very satisfied and grateful for the 2-day odyssey last week into many different port-holes Hehe Thank you to some very special friends 😽 🩵🩵🩵

Thank you to the hotel concierge angel who validated my ridiculously expensive parking! I’d like to think he knew exactly what I meant by “just visiting a friend” and was doing a solid on behalf of all the hos of the world!

Thank you to a special someone for a very sweet time together this week! 🩵 The ceviche at Parche is delicious :) (Don’t worry I will not be quitting my job to become a food photographer lol)

receiving a message like this gives me hope for humanity: “Can’t wait for you to go beast mode on me!!!” I am a sweet & sensual lover — but for those of you with a deep itch to scratch, trust me: I got you

Hey, it’s me 👋 Updates: 1. I’m a sucker for a vanity plate 2. September is filling fast (pun intended? idk) I have a little availability the week of September 14th and then more availability week of the 28th & beyond Reach out! 💋💋

Get your recommended dose of vitamin J Thru August 23 :: unavailable (Out of reception 13-20) August 24 - Sept 17 :: Booking Bay Area Sept 18 - 27 :: unavailable & limited reception Sept 28 —> onwards :: Booking Bay Area 🩵🩵🩵 www.jordandomremy.com

Highly recommend

Seattle: y‘all do NOT want to miss this babe!!

Nicola Ryder 🍇@nicolaryder.bsky.social · last mo.

Seattle area! My time is filling up. Remaining availability: 8/17 (evening) 8/23 (afternoon) 💌 nicolaryder@protonmail.com 📸 @kingstropharia.bsky.social

The Sacred Kale Trifecta: Lacinato Green Purple Reign yay for growing food in my backyard

This book is so good! and as a bonus, the narrator / main character is a SWer

I hope this brings you as much laughter as it brought me

What kind of slut are you? I didn’t get a smart phone till 2018 so I relied on Ye Olde Memorie and Ye Olde Atlas, so I feel like I might be in a 3rd category: Timeless Immortal Luddite-Vampire Slut???

I sent my summer newsletter out yesterday— check your spam if you wanna check it out 🩵

I spent some time this weekend laying on a lush bed of clover, watching the Redwoods sway in the light breeze Highly recommend And yes, I capitalize Redwood on purpose :)

could not agree more!

Christina Blair | NYC@christinablair.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Second time I’ve been on a date that involves going to the gym first… I am going to need this to occur more often because it really is a turn on.

You’ll notice my Friday gardening outfit is suspiciously similar to my Sunday gardening outfit 👀

I changed my Cashapp handle & name for increased discretion purposes. Please reach out if you need it 🥸

When a longtime dear client cancels morning-of, and cashapps you 75% of the donation with a sincere apology note for having to reschedule 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 🩵 generosity begets generosity 🩵

Not to brag toooo much, but I just got 48.75 mpg on this last tank of gas! 💅

I’m back from my camping trip in Mendocino. Feeling recharged and rejuvenated by the ocean 🌊 and ready to play 🙃

Summer availability: July 2-6 :: out-of-town limited reception July 7-18 :: SF Bay Area July 18-20 Portland, OR July 21-27 :: Seattle, WA August 12-22 :: potentially unavailable — stay tuned! August 23 & beyond :: Bay Area

This book was so beautiful! And intense!

Recently had someone exclaim “you’re fucking ripped!!” and I really loved it :)

Hello Monday Front or back?

This entire salad is from my garden! I love growing food! 4 kinds of lettuces, carrots, golden & red beets, parsley, mint, nasturtium flowers Yay summer!

Dirt-y Girl Yeah, this is really my Sunday gardening outfit 🥸

Happy Solstice! I got up in the dark to go watch the sunrise this morning, marine layer and all. What was most incredible was all the birdsong! Including a great horned owl making all kinds of weird noises! And then I came back to bed It was great- we should do it together sometime! 🌅

Happy Juneteenth! Wishing every Black person everywhere infinite liberation and joy and pleasure today and everyday forever!!! I’m donating to support the Black Joy Parade that happens every February in downtown in Oakland ✨✨✨ www.blackjoyparade.org

Black Joy Parade

Black History Month events Oakland - The largest gathering of Black joy in the Western United States. 100,000+ people. 10 years. Join us February 2027.

blackjoyparade.org

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greetings from Le Pool 😎 (That’s French for “the pool”) Thank you to a very special someone for bringing me to a dope ass pool & spa last week where I could take this award-winning photograph