All my games are half off this month! Yay! Buy Demon Blade Ultimate, the weirdest shonen battle anime TTRPG you've ever read probably.

Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson@catlinggun.bsky.social · last wk.

To celebrate finally updating my itch page to Blind Snake, I am putting everything on sale! You can get all my games, even the really good ones, for $100!! Or half off any individual project you might want! itch.io/s/200265/bli...

Between Metroid Ravenous and the new Kirby being highlights, I think the lesson is that the best thing Nintendo has to offer is vore

Okay but like, what if Sigmund Freud had like really hot parents

If Eve was made from Adam's body, that'd make Edenshipping the earliest instance of selfcest

These dudes in Nintendo Directs are such chuds lol "Please talk to all the NPCs 🥺" "Please try playing at night 🥺" Take some initiative. BE A FUCKING ALPHA

I made Demon Blade Ultimate based on Horse Girl Infinity, the genius work of @jordandreamfish.bsky.social blind-snake-studio.itch.io/demon-blade-... It is a bonkers shonen anime inspired game wherein you live and die by creative use of exceedingly specific powers.

Demon Blade Ultimate by Blind Snake Studio

Take your fury in your hand and fight for your justice.

blind-snake-studio.itch.io

Cackling at this lab report for a check gage tool at work Me too, little guy, me too

Helphelp!

TheKawaiifan (looking4commissions!)@thekawaiifan.bsky.social · 2w ago

Another commission done! Big thanks to @jordandreamfish.bsky.social for paying me to draw some cute ocs! Emergency commissions are still open, btw! Hmu if any of y’all would like to help me recover from getting scammed~ #commission #emergencycommission #oc #originalcharacter #digitalart

Not having money is fucking dehumanizing but also I don't count billionaires as people 🤷‍♀️

Yet the billionaire pedophiles stripping human rights persist

Learning math in a "how do you do fellow kids?" way 1v1 me bro 2ch grass :3 4tnite 5 nights at freddy's 6-7 Bestie u 8

In high fantasy TTRPGs, hand count tends to show up soooo much for combat loadout (i.e, 1-handed and shield, dual wielding, two-handed weapons, etc). To me, this reveals a hidden design space of powers that are active while you're holding hands with someone.

Hey Mario, what anti-depressants are you on? "LEX-A-PRO!" - my beloved

What if we had both had digimon partners and they kissed? And then we kissed too? And maybe kiss the digimon? We're holding hands though. Sorry for being scandalous.

My Pride month contribution - Occasionally using the men's room because it's validating to be called "Miss, you're in the wrong bathroom"

Getting kicked out of the tadc movie for yelling them to rewind the Jax frotting scene

Happy pride. Gay im told

Large hard-on collider

Literally all they needed to do is open Femboy Hooters in major cities and I'd be a regular

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4mo ago

Hooters is rebranding to be more “family-friendly,” People reports.

important call to action - I would to own the viral big titty mawile that got scalped. Anything helps. Thank you, love you ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...

You're a triple threat because you can sing, act, and dance. I'm a triple threat because I wield three katanas like Zoro One Piece. We are not the same

What if we named every animal like daddy long legs? Like, praying mantis? Nah, that's mommy knife hands Horse? Nah, that's zaddy cloppy toes Whale? Nah, that's uncle jumbo

Craziest April of my life followed by today with having four times my car won't start. Ended with an old man I found on the road I spent three hours with telling me words that'll be with me forever: "I believe people should be horny, but be angels. Because otherwise what's the point?"

Me after whiskey - "ughhh i have so much Asian glow" My beloved - "Asian glow to the polls"

A bit low and heartbroken rn. Super accepting compliments and nice words rn

Okay I'm testing something here. Out of the MLP mane six, which pony is the most Jordan, and second most Jordan?

One of my new favorite things when seeing my partner with blahaj is to use the "The Room" voice and say, "Oh, hi shark"

DC Comics introduced the Absolute Universe as the villain Darkseid's overwhelming Omega beams forging a new alternate storyline with hope stripped from heroic origin stories Which is wild to have a canon superhero Omegaverse

So there are a few bikini baristas around here, but holy fuck if we had this but with either goths who hated you or femboys I would lose my ability to pay rent