jordann
@jordisinger.bsky.social
i made my twitter bio in 2013 and haven’t changed it since, so i have no clue what to put here
the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee
there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.
glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX
i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s
we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything
brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets
i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage
i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that
all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.
me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon
hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.
in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this
gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)”
me personally? i would cherish and love my husband, anthony banderas.
i could have helped nosferatu with his narcissism. i just know it.
sorry i cant hangout im busy tonight (setting up my living room for wrestlemania and inviting over 15 of my closest friends to wrestle)