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Jorts

@jortswubs.bsky.social

The ハイテク・カウボーイ https://jortswubs.bandcamp.com/ Co-director of NotThatRecords https://notthatrecords.bandcamp.com/ Rawstyle kick sommelier. Featured in Club Fantastic, NOISZ, EX-XDRiVER, vivid/stasis, BMS. @candymeteor.bsky.social is stinkier

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Jorts@jortswubs.bsky.social · 3d ago

That's it. Andamiro has privated the semifinal videos. By my last measurement a minute before midnight KST, I had the most votes at 394. Thank you to everyone who voted, shared with friends, and spread the word. And congrats and good luck to the other participants.

Jorts@jortswubs.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sat at hibachi next to a couple that ordered their fried rice without vegetables and substituted their grilled vegetables for chow mein, also without vegetables. Like they didn't even have any onions on their plates by the end of it. They even refused the ginger sauce. Is this the RFK diet

Jorts@jortswubs.bsky.social · last mo.

"My husband started dosing me with GLP-1s without me knowing, which caused loosening of the skin... Now my fupa is in a constant state of tremoring and trembling! 2 hours, 8000000 oscillations!" JIGL-067

NotThatRecords@notthatrecords.bsky.social · last mo.

[Announcement/告知] After 3 years, bass heavy bangers return with the latest entry in NotThatRecords flagship series!!! Featuring new artists JAKAZiD, S2i8, KikKuU, and Nhato, as well as a collab between Freezer & Nizikawa 🔥🎵🔥 “FlashBang 3”!!! Releases July 1st 2026 on Bandcamp!

Jorts@jortswubs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hand dryers in public restrooms will be called shit like "JETSREAM TURBO DRYER 8000 ULTRA EDITION. Feel the power" and blow on you like they're trying to put out a birthday candle

Jorts@jortswubs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

if I had a nickel for every time ed sheeran did a signature hollowbody baritone guitar with PRS I'd confoundingly have two nickels because they just did this again for some unknown reason

sweetwater screenshot showing the Paul Reed Smith guitars SE Ed Sheeran hollowbody baritone electric guitar in a tantalizingly beautiful warm pink/purple ombre