In a world of JD vances, be a pope Leo.
Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵
@josephaustin.bsky.social
Texan. Reformed. Ally. He/him/his Jennifer's bf. To be called 'woke', in a world that sleeps through suffering, is no insult. If you love 'freedom', but you don't think everyone deserves it, then you love *privilege*. People displeaser.
"Can I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?" -brian
Better this than going to school Jaime, and coming back an orphan.
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine?"
The far left being compared to the far right as if they are equal is nuts. Far leftists want people taken care of, the planet protected, and a future for the species. Far right wads want internment camps, no taxes for the rich, and a grinder for making endangered species into sausages.
On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, on the verge of victory, stopped to rest and there died resting.
Is this real?? Are we giving billionaires literal 'Gold Stars' now?? And, now they have a special club in the Alt-White House. So much pain and suffering could be ended in this picture with one well-placed blue whale.
Trump on his meeting with Gold Star families: "I invited them out to check out the new helipad, check out the new ballroom, and check out the new helicopter"
Can't sleep? Perhaps a murder podcast would help.
If you aren't a billionaire Then your enemies are not in the middle east They are in the ep$tein files
Work a total of 4 days Drive up gas prices Blame joe biden Helluva plan.
Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"
Im an internet nobody And I support this message.
This should be an ad for every D candidate everywhere:
Apparently I have a trade deficit with my local H.E.B. I give them hundreds of dollars and get worthless food.
There ya go, folks. The self-proclaimed Genius just explained that we can get rid of our trade deficit if we all just stop eating bananas. It’s so simple. Why didn’t anyone think of that?? Come on, be a patriot — ditch the bananas! 🍌
Raise your hand if you think ole' Mitch is gonna make it in tomorrow for the farm bill vote.
This is mobster-level shit. "Eeehhhh, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to your store without my guys to protect you."
EXCLUSIVE: Sam Altman met with top power utilities to discuss ways to secure the electrical grid. He also offered one possible solution to the cybersecurity risks: OpenAI’s own cyber services.
I suspect the $5k, if it occurs at all, will be built into taxes as a credit, and will also somehow only apply to the top 0.001%.
But, why not $10k? Or, $50k? Fuck. I might do it if he pinky promised me a solid half mil.
I hear the $5k bribe will trickle down
Survivor, in an interview: "Cuz I thought I was gonna get 5,000 dollars."
Could someone PS a pic of Farva saying: "Does this look like spit to you?? Fuck it. I'm about to win 5,000 dollars."
Tell you what- Pay me first, and I'll think about it.
Yeah, okay. Lets' see... Koi- oil on canvas. Artists-quote reply your most detailed work.
Artist! Quote with your most detailed art!
I would bet a $3 bill he has the softest hands in the senate. He's full throat.
Ted Cruz to Texans concerned about Ken Paxton's numerous ethics issues: "Stop your bitching"
'Trading' is something that non-abusers do to get things. Some know it as 'the price' or 'cost' of goods. This is how normal people operate. Thieves aren't familiar with this.
“We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries” — Trump’s bonkers view of trade is that you become wealthy by not engaging in commerce