Josh Drescher
@joshdrescher.bsky.social
Video game producer/occasional human. RAP SHEET Currently: Executive Producer, Wolfjaw Studios Previously: Hypixel/Riot, Bethesda Softworks, PLAYStudios, EA, BioWare, Mythic Entertainment, Rocket City Studios Views expressed here are my own.
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
Every Democratic candidate should begin every single speech, debate, interview and public appearance by telling the American people how much of their money - personally - has been wasted on the war against Iran so far. Directly tie every Republican to it. They all want to spend MORE of your money.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 23h agoBrown University has a widget that tracks the cost of the Iran war to American consumers (as contrasted to whatever the Pentagon is spending). Per-household cost now exceeds $600. iranwarcost.watson.brown.edu
If you took away my physical notebooks I would be dead by lunchtime. Pretty much anything else is easily survivable.
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 17h agoI have one answer.
Good to see we’ve chosen to let Pinhead dictate the outcome of a primary again.
Hellraiser - Pinhead prefers pain (short)
ALT: Hellraiser - Pinhead prefers pain (short)
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Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 19h agoDDHQ Race Update (est. 64% in): Michigan US Senate Democratic Primary Abdul El-Sayed (D): 499,463 (50.0%) Haley Stevens (D): 460,366 (46.1%) Mallory McMorrow (D): 38,316 (3.8%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/283906
The MJF Cinematic Universe expands once again!
Violent Night 2 | Official Trailer
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However bad you think this is based on the transcript snippet, the full interaction is MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayTAPPER: The story says when you were picked up for drunk driving, you have ecstasy in your system. When is last time you used illegal drugs? MILLER: I mean, the last time -- I don't know, several years ago? TAPPER: Two? 20? MILLER: This is testosterone replacement theory. Secretary Hegseth ...
Having read this passage, I will now throw my laptop into a volcano.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
This hit me so hard that I teared up a little while looking at it. Beautifully devastating work.
Victoria Rose Richards@aerialembroidery.bsky.social · yesterday'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
Ignoring all of the moral and ethical nightmares involved, we already know with VERY high confidence how AI works “best” in most environments. Extremely talented, highly experienced engineers will get decent productivity boosts because they know what slows them down and how to automate. But…
404 Media@404media.co · yesterdayMicrosoft is introducing budget limits for AI use but says it still wants to be an ‘AI-first’ company.
*looks at all of you* Don’t you DARE.
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
We’re gonna get SO SKINNY, ya’ll! *eats a tomato from Baja Fresh and immediately explodes*
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
It’s my dream that every pawn shop owner in the country is desperately trying to figure out why their parking lots are suddenly full of Subarus packed to bursting with copper.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2d agochat can anyone verify that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold
At this point, I assume the first thing investigators do in cases like this is check for what kinds of bets he’s placed on polymarket.
Man charged with arson in one of three wildfires torching Washington’s Spokane area | CNN
A man has been charged with first-degree arson in connection with one of three wildfires ripping through eastern Washington state, Spokane County’s sheriff said, as firefighters race to contain infern...
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*starts designing tiny c-pap devices for birds*
Chronic Illness Humor@chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterdayYou're not special, penguin. I do that every day.
I read this and - unbidden by conscious thought - my brain immediately bought in and added “…and he has a big ol’ mustache, of course.”
Phil Hester@philhester.bsky.social · yesterdayDreamed James Gandolfini did not die, and now starred in a prestige series about the high pressure world of buying and selling exotic hardwoods.
Yes. Just imagine how scary it would be if our government had hundreds of lawless internment camps set up all over the country. Thank goodness that never happened.
Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · yesterdayThese guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.
Psyched to see him in a red faced sweat aggressively asserting that a MyPillow pillow has no monetary value.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d agoOnly Lindell would try to bribe voters with a shitty pillow.
It’s hard to explain how exciting these shows were when they first aired. Deep cuts, loving adaptations, epic payoffs, fun new takes. DC fans have never had it better than those days.
J.M. DeMatteis@jmdematteis.bsky.social · 2d agoHappy 22nd Anniversary (a few days late) to JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED. I wrote seven episodes of JLU and it remains one of my favorite TV gigs.
While it WILL be glorious to watch this pickled sack of rat turds be utterly humiliated, just remember that whatever gutter-dwelling cretin replaces her will be much worse.
Trump: Pirro ‘choked,’ ‘folded like an umbrella’ in Reflecting Pool case
President Trump said U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro “choked” in her decision to drop charges against U.S. Olympian David Hearn in the Reflecting Pool vandalism case, casting blame on the judge oversee…
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I love this, especially Shatterstar (who I personally believe would THINK he can cook and then he’d bring you ketchup and American cheese on bread and call it pizza and you would eat it and smile so you don’t hurt his feelings).
Comrade Bullski@comradebullski.bsky.social · 3d agoAlright friends, I touched briefly on this a couple of weeks ago but it's finally time to answer the burning question on everybody's mind. Which members of X-Force can cook or not? To keep the thread somewhat manageable this will only cover the first 50 or so issues of X-Force volume 1 🧵
Quick reminder that absolutely any dipshit on earth can get an “editorial” published on the USA Today website.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Imagine being a lame duck Senator with nothing left to lose by just having a SHRED of character and still beclowning yourself like this on the way out the door.
Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 2d agoSo Tillis and Cornyn thought the 1.8. Billion dollar slush fun was so bad, that they will be willing to confirm the guy who came up with it. Huh
And they said it was impossible to hate the Steelers any more than I already do.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
