Another hump day dreaming of another timeline. Anyways, here’s some ass!
joshi xcx
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!” - Cave Johnson
Checking in for #FCF. Also, something they don’t tell you about mustaches is that if they get long enough, it’s hard to show off a toothy smile lol.
I know using my underwear to push it up a little is cheating, but it does look good with some support 🩲
This weekend left me sun-kissed, but Monday morning is slapping me in the face. 😩
I’ve been horned up and leaking pre-cum all day thanks to the help of some sexy internet friends ;)
A feet-loving friend was really turning me on earlier, so I wanted to show off a little 😈
It’s too hot to leave the house, so I guess I’ll be making my own fun
Oh, you haven’t heard? It’s ~extra~ casual Friday, so pants are prohibited. 🚫👖
The Fat Cock Friday Ouroboros: I look at fat cocks that make my fat cock hard and then share it to make other fat cocks hard in an endless cycle of fat cocks getting each other hard. ♾️
Joining the #FCF party a little early for my timezone, but shoutout to those already celebrating in the eastern hemisphere! ;)
Made a mini roadtrip to a hookup and had to pee on the way, but wanted to show how excited I was to get together. He was definitely worth the drive. 😈
Boner is holding steady at about 70%, but the Bluesky Hottie Spike can get it up to full capacity, no problem ;)