Josh "cortex" Millard
@joshmillard.bsky.social
Artist and weirdo and etc. from Portland, OR. Fractal fixation. Online to a deeply unfortunate degree. Ran MetaFilter for a while. Today in Tabs idiot. Blaseball will never die, RIP Blaseball.
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[tune of Eleanor Rigby] Emily Wilson Panning a film that was based on a poem she translated from Greek "Flick's not on fleek"
gonna tell my kids that the Tragedy of the Commons is when this slowly accretes nothing but copies of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Joey Politano🏳️🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · 2w agoSomeone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
Limited Edition Cereals With Threatening Auras
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoHouston 's Triple Play Cereal (2000-2000): A Honey Nut Cheeios clone released to celebrate the Houston Astros' slugging trio of Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, and Ken Caminitti. The cereal served as a fundraiser for D.A.R.E. programs across the United States
i miss the collective frisson of looming lettuce-born turbo-poops
Believing with all my heart that it’s not just a coincidence and Peter Watts was intentionally putting a button on a conversation about violent sociopathy with an H.M.S. Pinafore joke.
Beauty and the Beast? More like Belle and Sebeastian
hey now that's a pretty harsh vibe at a time like this, maybe you should try speaking CHILL of the dead
TIKTOK DETECTIVE: Well what do we have here? Looks like the poor bastard s-worded himself with a g-n. TIKTOK M.E.: No, look at the marks on the wrists…bruising, plus petechial hemorrhaging. This wasn’t s-word. It was unliving by a predator. TIKTOK DETECTIVE: intimate act me…..
RIP Bonnie Tyler, never has someone’s voice more made me want to try chain-smoking
your mother left this pdf for me just before she died, it's been 20 years now but I've never had the strength to click "convert to podcast"
pretty sure i could score at least one point in tennis against Isaac Chotiner
how to celebrate with sulfurous explosions without scaring any dogs
Bro I heard the pope just went no-contact with some of the boys
girl are you terrible at chess because I can’t take my eyes off those questionable bishop moves
there was that time that time that Jeffrey Combs was in literally anything
Jess Nevins@jessnevins.bsky.social · last mo.Q: what actor or actress chewed the most scenery in a single movie? I'll start: Jon Voight in ANACONDA.
Everybody loves a blood drive but I suggest a blood elevator and suddenly I’m the asshole
"books are like movies you make in your head" yeah no shit bro, books are fundamentally anti-union, it's a deliberate ratfuck play by the orthographic industry to avoid paying all those SAG-AFTRA and IATSE folks to make a movie by outsourcing all of that work to you, the scab reader
Joe Rogan looks like Robert De Niro refused to read the manual before creating a homunculus
Flying Mezerkis@bananapantz.bsky.social · 2mo agoJoe Rogan looks like he’s about to introduce a Soviet Commissar or a Used Car Salesman of the Year at the local Kiwanis.
Japan v Netherlands is on at the bar I’m at and it’s only the second half but something already almost happened
Our cat had her long-useless eyeballs removed Monday and as a result she currently has a shaved horizontal stripe across her brow and hot pink sutures like insane mascara and it is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen in person
[refusing to acknowledge the possibility that a couple of gothic art museums could be gay] just a couple of galleries palloring around
I can tell that one f the teams won the game tonight but can’t tell which yet and honestly I love that
yeah we had to put him on a performance improvement plank, if he can remain perfectly rigid and horizontal for the next three months he gets to stay
wry literary-coded blond with a big rack, call it a Sydney McSweeneys