if it were illegal then i wouldn't be allowed to toot . and then that'd be really bad .

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · 9mo ago

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

i had to though . if i didn't that would be really bad

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · 9mo ago

WELL DON'T

THAT'S SCARY WHAT DID I DO

𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.@doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 9mo ago

i tooted

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · 9mo ago

*nightmare freddy voice* DUDE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

*scratches butt*

*farts*

i’m noob and i’m scared !

?

𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑒.@all-g0ne.bsky.social · 10mo ago

they're doing this to me tomorrow

oh my god . i'm trying to remember the name of it . it's on the tip of my tongue because i used to order it like all the time . . . [ snapping their fingers . ] THE BACON AND SWISS BUTTERY SMASHED JACK COMBO . dude . dude i haven't had that in ages but it's heavenly .

》— ００７ｎ７@c00lgui.bsky.social · 11mo ago

ive never had, what's their best item

i like jack in the box !

[ snoozing . . . mimimi . . . ]

im gonna strip butt naked and run down the road at 3am in the middle of winter

What the fuck did i just hear

well THAT'S mean :(

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

CRY LOUDER

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

hi ! :D

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · last yr.

ah ! [ ough ! heavy . . . but , fuzzy ! fluffy . ] . . . i know . * snff * i'm sorry . [ leaning , accepting the other laying on them -- as they don't really have much of a choice ! at least she was fluffy ! but , he was right . they don't deserve this . ]

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

UGH. YOU'RE SO PATHETIC... [laying on them.] YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS.

[ wiping their tears . . . their eyes still looked sopping wet . ] i-i'm sorry . . . i don't mean to cry so loud . . . it's just that -- halloween isn't exactly my favorite . i don't like being scared !

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

[poking them. bead of sweat rolling down his cheek as he looked away.] PLEASE STOP CRYING. CAN I HELP YOU?

i-i'm soooorry . . . euuh . . . euuh uh . . . ( 💧 ) [ snoorfl . . . sniffl . . . ]

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

[staring. sitting like a dog by them.] HURTS MY EARS.

[ flattened . . . lifting their head up . ] . . . nooo . . . euuuuh . . . 🥺

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

[lifting up his paw to peel noob off of it like it was a cartoon] ...ARE YOU DONE

[ SPLAT . ]

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

[smacks them like a bug on the ground]

youtu.be/j3glwtXrj0c

Baby Crying Sound Effect

YouTube video by Umur Kılıç

youtu.be

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

THE FUCK YOU CRYIN SO LOUD FOR

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAAAAAAAAAAHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i — i’m sorry . . . [ choking on their own words , simply coming out as a tiny squeak . oddly enough , they did not run . they shook , but their legs couldn’t muster the means to escape . ]

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

YOU TELL ME NOT TO SAY THAT, THAT IT'S SCARY... BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT READY TO HEAR THE TRUTH. YOU BROKE MY HEART, SO I'LL RIP OUT YOURS.

[ upon hearing those words , they clutched at their chest ! as if to protect something valuable . ] you’re already scaring me . . . p-please don’t say those things , sixer — [ they were completely justified with their fear ! who starts a conversation like that ? ! ]

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

I'LL MAKE A DISPLAY OF YOU... MAYBE I'LL RIP OUT YOUR HEART, LIKE YOU DID MINE

I’m so fucked .

. . . o-oh . . . ( 💧 ) w-well , now that you told me that — i-i’ll be sure to be careful !

╳°»｡ ɢ ᴜ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ 6 6 6@carvingslash.bsky.social · last yr.

YOU NEVER DID. BUT YOU'LL SEE... I'M WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS YEAR.

. . . okay , i admit , i /may/ chicken out again this year . i don’t do well with scares !